The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
“Really, I don't know, don't y' know!” This deep observation Morton
flourished off in a profound muse. “As I've said, the town will get
what's coming to it, because it will always get what it wants. It always
has--really! And speaking of 'reform' as we employ the term in politics:
The town, in honesty, never desires it; and that's why somebody must
forever attend on 'reform' to keep it from falling on its blundering
nose and knees by holding it up by the tail. There are people who'll
take anything you give them, even though it be a coat of tar and
feathers, and thank you for it, too,--the grateful beggars! New York
resembles these. Some chap comes along, and offers New York 'reform.'
Being without 'reform' at the time, and made suddenly and sorrowfully
mindful of its condition, it accepts the gift just as a drunkard takes a
pledge. Like the drunkard, however, New York is apt to return to its old
ways--it is, really!”
“One thing,” said the Reverend Bronson as he arose to go, and laying
his hand on my shoulder, “since the Boss of Tammany, in a day of the
machine, is the whole government and the source of it, I mean to come
here often and work upon our friend in favor of a clean town.”
“And you will be welcome, Doctor, let me say!” I returned.
“Now I think,” said Morton meditatively, when the Reverend Bronson had
departed, “precisely as I told our excellent friend. A rule should ever
fit a people; and it ever does. A king is as naturally the blossom of
the peasantry he grows on as is a sunflower natural to that coarse
stem that supports its royal nod-dings, don't y' know. A tyranny, a
despotism, a monarchy, or a republic is ever that flower of government
natural to the public upon which it grows. Really!--Why not? Wherein
lurks the injustice or the inconsistency of such a theory? What good
is there to lie hidden in a misfit? Should Providence waste a man's
government on a community of dogs? A dog public should have dog
government:--a kick and a kennel, a chain to clank and a bone to gnaw!”
With this last fragment of wisdom, the cynical Morton went also his way,
leaving me alone to chop up the town--as a hunter chops up the carcass
of a deer among his hounds--into steak and collop to feed my hungry
followers.
However much politics might engage me, I still possessed those hundred
eyes of Argus wherewith to watch my girl. When again about me she had no
word for what was past. And on my side, never once did I put to her the
name of young Van Flange. He was as much unmentioned by us as though he
had not been. I think that this was the wiser course. What might either
Blossom or I have said to mend our shattered hopes?
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