The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
These inveterate ones, who would be now as my hand in gathering together
that wealth which I anticipated, were known in circles wherein they
moved and had their dingy being, as Sing Sing Jacob, Puffy the Merchant,
and Paddy the Priest. Paddy the Priest wore a look of sanctity, and it
was this impression of holiness to confer upon him his title. It might
have been more consistent with those virtues of rapine dominant of
his nature, had he been hailed Paddy the Pirate, instead. Of Sing Sing
Jacob, I should say, that he had not served in prison. His name was
given him because, while he was never granted the privilege of stripes
and irons, he often earned the same. In what manner or at what font
Puffy the Merchant received baptism, I never learned. That he came
fit for my purpose would find sufficient indication in a complaining
compliment which Paddy the Priest once paid him, and who said in
description of Puffy's devious genius, that if one were to drive a nail
through his head it would come forth a corkscrew.
These men were to be my personal lieutenants, and collect my gold for
me. And since they would pillage me with as scanty a scruple as though
I were the foe himself, I must hit upon a device for invoking them to
honesty in ny affairs. It was then I remembered the parting words of
Big Kennedy. I would set one against the others; hating each other,
they would watch; and each would be sharp with warning in my ear should
either of his fellows seek to fill a purse at my expense.
To sow discord among my three offered no difficulties; I had but to say
to one what the others told of him, and his ire was on permanent end. It
was thus I separated them; and since I gave each his special domain
of effort, while they worked near enough to one another to maintain a
watch, they were not so thrown together as to bring down among them open
war.
It will be required that I set forth in half-detail those various
municipal fields and meadows that I laid out in my time, and from which
the machine was to garner its harvest. You will note then, you who are
innocent of politics in its practical expressions and rewards, how
the town stood to me as does his plowlands to a farmer, and offered
as various a list of crops to careful tillage. Take for example the
knee-deep clover of the tax department. Each year there was made a whole
valuation of personal property of say roundly nine billions of dollars.
This estimate, within a dozen weeks of its making, would be reduced
to fewer than one billion, on the word of individuals who made the
law-required oaths. No, it need not have been so reduced; but the
reduction ever occurred since the machine instructed its tax officers to
act on the oath so furnished, and that without question.
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