The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
BIG KENNEDY was right; the reputable old gentleman rose to that lure
of Congress like any bass to any fly. It was over in a trice, those
preliminaries; he was proud to be thus called upon to serve the people.
Incidentally, it restored his hope in the country's future to hear that
such tried war-dogs of politics as Big Kennedy and myself were making a
line of battle against dishonesty in place. These and more were said
to me by the reputable old gentleman when I bore him that word how Big
Kennedy and I were ready to be his allies. The reputable old gentleman
puffed and glowed with the sheer glory of my proposal, and seemed
already to regard his election as a thing secured.
In due course, his own tribe placed him in nomina-ton. That done, Big
Kennedy called a meeting of his people and declared for the reputable
old gentleman's support. Big Kennedy did not wait to be attacked by
the Tammany machine; he took the initiative and went to open rebellion,
giving as his reason the machine's corruption.
“Tammany Hall has fallen into the hands of thieves!” shouted Big
Kennedy, in a short but pointed address which he made to his
clansmen. “As an honest member of Tammany, I am fighting to rescue the
organization.”
In its way, the move was a master-stroke. It gave us the high ground,
since it left us still in the party, still in Tammany Hall. It gave us a
position and a battle-cry, and sent us into the conflict with a cleaner
fame than it had been our wont to wear.
In the beginning, the reputable old gentleman paid a pompous visit to
Big Kennedy. Like all who saw that leader, the reputable old gentleman
came to Big Kennedy's saloon. This last was a point upon which Big
Kennedy never failed to insist.
“Th' man,” said Big Kennedy, “who's too good to go into a saloon, is too
good to go into politics; if he's goin' to dodge th' one, he'd better
duck the' other.”
The reputable old gentleman met this test of the barrooms, and qualified
for politics without a quaver. Had a barroom been the shelter of his
infancy, he could not have worn a steadier assurance. As he entered,
he laid a bill on the bar for the benefit of the public then and there
athirst. Next he intimated a desire to talk privately with Big Kennedy,
and set his course for the sanctum as though by inspiration. Big Kennedy
called me to the confab; closing the door behind us, we drew together
about the table.
“Let's cut out th' polite prelim'naries,” said Big Kennedy, “an' come
down to tacks. How much stuff do you feel like blowin' in?”
“How much should it take?” asked the reputable old gentleman.
“Say twenty thousand!” returned Big Kennedy, as cool as New Year's Day.
“Twenty thousand dollars!” repeated the reputable old gentleman, with
wide eyes. “Will it call for so much as that?”
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