The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
To the outside eye, unskilled of politics in practice, everything of
Tammany sort would have seemed in the plight desperate. The efforts
required for the overthrow of the old Chief, and Big Kennedy's bolt in
favor of the forces of reform--ever the blood enemy of Tammany--had torn
the organization to fragments. A first result of this dismemberment
was the formation of a rival organization meant to dominate the local
Democracy. This rival coterie was not without its reasons of strength,
since it was upheld as much as might be by the State machine. The
situation was one which for a time would compel Big Kennedy to tolerate
the company of his reform friends, and affect, even though he privately
opposed them, some appearance of sympathy with their plans for the
purification of the town.
“But,” observed Big Kennedy, when we considered the business between
ourselves, “I think I can set these guys by the ears. There aint a man
in New York who, directly or round th' corner, aint makin' money through
a broken law, an' these mugwumps aint any exception. I've invited three
members of the main squeeze to see me, an' I'll make a side bet they get
tired before I do.”
In deference to the invitation of Big Kennedy, there came to call upon
him a trio of civic excellence, each a personage of place. Leading
the three was our longtime friend, the reputable old gentleman. Of the
others, one was a personage whose many millions were invested in real
estate, the rentals whereof ran into the hundreds of thousands, while
his companion throve as a wholesale grocer, a feature of whose business
was a rich trade in strong drink.
Big Kennedy met the triumvirate with brows of sanctimony, and was a
moral match for the purest. When mutual congratulations over virtue's
late successes at the ballot box, and the consequent dawn of whiter
days for the town, were ended, Big Kennedy, whose statecraft was of the
blunt, positive kind, brought to the discussional center the purpose of
the meeting.
“We're not only goin' to clean up th' town, gents,” said Big Kennedy
unctuously, “but Tammany Hall as well. There's to be no more corruption;
no more blackmail; every man an' every act must show as clean as a dog's
tooth. I s'ppose, now, since we've got th' mayor, th' alderman, an' th'
police, our first duty is to jump in an' straighten up th' village?”
Here Big Kennedy scanned the others with a virtuous eye.
“Precisely,” observed the reputable old gentleman. “And since the most
glaring evils ought to claim our earliest attention, we should compel
the police, without delay, to go about the elimination of the disorderly
elements--the gambling dens, and other vice sinks. What do you say,
Goldnose?” and the reputable old gentleman turned with a quick air to
him of the giant rent-rolls.
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