The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
When the Reverend Bronson, and the drunken Cicero, in care of his
keeper, had gone their several ways, Big Kennedy wheeled upon us. He was
briefly informed of the troubles of Mulberry Traction.
“If them gas crooks don't hold hard,” said he, when young Morton had
finished, “we'll have an amendment to th' city charter passed at
Albany, puttin' their meters under th' thumb an' th' eye of th' Board of
Lightin' an' Supplies. I wonder how they'd like that! It would cut sixty
per cent, off their gas bills. However, mebby th' Gas Company's buttin'
into this thing in th' dark. What judge does the injunction come up
before?”
“Judge Mole,” said young Morton.
“Mole, eh?” returned Big Kennedy thoughtfully. “We'll shift th' case
to some other judge. Mole won't do; he's th' Gas Company's judge, d'ye
see.”
“The Gas Company's judge!” exclaimed the reputable old gentleman, in
horrified amazement.
Big Kennedy, at this, shone down upon the reputable old gentleman like a
benignant sun.
“Slowly but surely,” said he, “you begin to tumble to th' day an'
th' town you're livin' in. Don't you know that every one of our giant
companies has its own judge? Why! one of them Captains of Industry, as
th' papers call 'em, would no more be without his judge than without his
stenographer.”
“In what manner,” snorted the reputable old gentleman, “does one of our
great corporations become possessed of a judge?”
“Simple as sloppin' out champagne!” returned Big Kennedy. “It asks us to
nominate him. Then it comes up with his assessment, d'ye see!--an' I've
known that to run as high as one hundred thousand--an' then every year
it contributes to our various campaigns, say fifty thousand dollars a
whirl. Oh! it comes high to have your own private judge; but if you're
settin' into a game of commerce where th' limit's higher than a cat's
back, it's worth a wise guy's while.”
“Come, come!” interposed young Morton, “we've no time for moral and
political abstractions, don't y' know! Let's get back to Mulberry
Traction. You say Judge Mole won't do. Can you have the case set down
before another judge?”
“Easy money!” said Big Kennedy. “I'll have Mole send it over to Judge
Flyinfox. He'll knock it on th' head, when it comes up, an' that's th'
last we'll ever hear of that injunction.”
“You speak of Judge Flyinfox with confidence,” observed the reputable
old gentleman, breaking in. “Why are you so certain he will dismiss the
application for an injunction?”
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