Fathers and sons -- Fiction; Runaway wives -- Fiction; Sportswriters -- Fiction
"It's just the way I would have written it myself," thought Peter.
Pat was grinning when he found him. "How did you like my parody?" he
asked.
"What do you mean?"
"Didn't you see yourself in that story about Foch. That business about
'They shall not pass' ought've tipped you off. I thought that was a
regular Peter Neale touch."
"Oh," said Peter, "you were just fooling."
"But here's the best of it," added Pat. He held out a letter from Rufus
Twice which read:
"Dear Pat, I want to congratulate you on the story you wrote about
Foch at the football game. It was excellent. All the facts were
there and you handled them with a fresh and original touch of your
own. When I saw the Marshal at luncheon today he said he was very
much amused by our story--Twice."
"Well," said Peter a little bitterly, "if that was just an imitation
keep it up."
Pat did keep it up although he grew a little restive during the winter.
"If they're going to be many more of these indoor track meets," he
complained, "I want to be put back on the Museum of Natural History.
Clark there in the sporting department is just crazy about facts. You
have to squeeze them all into the first paragraph. Even if anything
exciting ever did happen there wouldn't be any chance to tell about it.
You'd have to start out just the same and say how many people there
were in the hall and what the temperature was and whether it was raining
or snowing outside."
Still he had conformed with sufficient fidelity to remain in the graces
of the powers on the Bulletin and when Summer came around Pat was
assigned to go with Peter to Atlantic City and watch Jack Dempsey train.
Pat's part was to write a half column of notes called 'Sidelights On The
Big Show.' After the first day or so Pat lost interest in the actual
boxing at Dempsey's camp.
"Where do you see anything in that?" he asked Peter as they sat at the
ringside in the enclosure near the training camp of the champion.
Dempsey was whaling away with both hands at Larry Williams, an
unfortunate blonde heavyweight who seemed to be under a contract or some
other compulsion to go two rounds every day.
"Watch him," exclaimed Pat as Williams clinched desperately and tucked
his head over Dempsey's shoulder. "He looks like an old cow leaning over
a fence."
"That's a good line," said Peter, "don't waste it on me. Use it in the
Bulletin."
But Pat wandered off and loafed around the training quarters. When he
came back to the hotel late that afternoon he had something else.
"This is all right, isn't it?" he asked. Peter looked over the copy
which Pat had written.
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