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“And you 'd have said perfectly wrong, madam. The woman is a political
_intriguante_ who only lives to unravel mysteries; and the one that is
now puzzling her is too much for her good manners.”
“I declare, my Lord, that I do not follow you.”
“I'm quite sure of that, madam. The sort of address Madame de
Renneville boasts was not a quality that your life in Ireland was likely
to make you familiar with.”
“I beg you to remember, my Lord,” said she, angrily, “that all my
experiences of the world have not been derived from that side of the
Channel.”
“I 'm cruel enough to say, madam, that I wish they had! There is nothing
so difficult as unlearning.”
“I wish, my Lord--I heartily wish--that you had made this discovery
earlier.”
“Madam,” said he, slowly, and with much solemnity of manner, “I owe it
to each of us to own that I had made what you are pleased to call this
'discovery' while there was yet time to obviate its consequences. My
very great admiration had not blinded me as to certain peculiarities,
let me call them, of manner; and if my vanity induced me to believe that
I should be able to correct them, it is my only error.”
“I protest, my Lord, if my temper sustain me under such insult as this,
I think I might be acquitted of ill breeding.”
“I live in the hope, madam, that such a charge would be impossible.”
“I suppose you mean,” said she, with a sneering smile, “when I have
taken more lessons--when I have completed the course of instruction you
so courteously began with me yesterday?”
“Precisely, madam, precisely. There are no heaven-born courtiers. The
graces of manner are as much matter of acquirement as are the notes of
music. A delicate organization has the same disadvantage in the one case
that a fine ear has in the other. It substitutes an aptitude for what
ought to be pure acquirement. The people who are naturally well mannered
are like the people who sing by ear; and I need not say what inflictions
are both.”
“And you really think, my Lord, that I may yet be able to enter a room
and leave it with becoming grace and dignity.”
“You enter a room well, madam,” said he, with a judicial slowness. “Now
that you have subdued the triumphant air I objected to, and assumed more
quietness--the blended softness with reserve--your approach is good, I
should say, extremely good. To withdraw is, however, far more difficult.
To throw into the deference of leave-taking--for it is always a
permission you seem to ask--the tempered sorrow of departure with the
sense of tasted enjoyment, to do this with ease and elegance, and not a
touch of the dramatic about it, is a very high success; and I grieve to
say, madam,” added he, seriously, “it is a success not yet accorded you.
Would you do me the great favor to repeat our lesson of this morning--I
mean the courtesy with the two steps retiring, and then the slide?”
“If you do not think me well mannered, my Lord, you must at least
believe me very good-tempered,” said she, flushing.
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