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“That is precisely what made me think of you; precisely what led me to
say to Culduff, 'Bramleigh is the man to carry the scheme out.'”
Now the familiarity that spoke of Culduff thus unceremoniously in great
part reconciled Bramleigh to hear his own name treated in like fashion,
all the more that it was in a quotation; but still he winced under
the cool impertinence of the man, and grieved to think how far his own
priceless wine had contributed towards it. The Colonel therefore merely
bowed his acknowledgment and was silent.
“I'll be frank with you,” said Cutbill, emptying the last of the
decanter into his glass as he spoke. “I 'll be frank with you. We 've
got coal; whether it be much or little, there it is. As to quality, as
I said before, it is n't Cardiff. It won't set the Thames on fire, any
more than the noble lord that owns it; but coal it is, and it will burn
as coal--and yield gas as coal--and make coke as coal, and who wants
more? As to working it himself, Culduff might just as soon pretend he 'd
pay the National Debt. He is over head and ears already; he has been in
bondage with the children of Israel this many a day, and if he was n't
a peer he could not show; but that's neither here nor there. To set
the concern a-going we must either have a loan or a company. I 'm for a
company.”
“You are for a company,” reiterated Bramleigh, slowly, as he fixed his
eyes calmly but steadily on him.
“Yes, I 'm for a company. With a company, Bramleigh,” said he, as he
tossed off the last glass of wine, “there 's always more of P. E.”
“Of what?”
“Of P. E.--Preliminary expenses! There 's a commission to inquire into
this, and a deputation to investigate that. No men on earth dine
like deputations. I never knew what dining was till I was named on a
deputation. It was on sewerage. And didn't the champagne flow! There was
a viaduct to be constructed to lead into the Thames, and I never think
of that viaduct without the taste of turtle in my mouth, and a genial
feeling of milk-punch all over me. The assurance offices say that there
was scarcely such a thing known as a gout premium in the City till the
joint-stock companies came in; now they have them every day.”
“_Revenons à nos moutons_, as the French say, Mr. Cutbill,” said
Bramleigh, gravely.
“If it's a pun you mean, and that we 're to have another bottle of the
same, I second the motion.”
Bramleigh gave a sickly smile as he rang the bell, but neither the jest
nor the jester much pleased him.
“Bring another bottle of 'Mouton,' Drayton, and fresh glasses,” said he,
as the butler appeared.
“I 'll keep mine; it is warm and mellow,” said Cutbill. “The only fault
with that last bottle was the slight chill on it.”
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