British -- Ireland -- Fiction; British -- Italy -- Fiction; Ireland -- Fiction
“We had a round with the gloves, nevertheless,” said Cutbill, “and
exchanged some ugly blows. I don't exactly know about what or how it
began, or even how it ended; but I know there was a black eye somewhere.
He's passionate, rather.”
“He has the spirit that should animate every gentleman,” said Temple.
“That's exactly what _I_ have. I 'll stand anything, I don't care
what, if it be fun. Say it's a 'joke,' and you'll never see me show bad
temper; but if any fellow tries it on with me because he fancies himself
a swell, or has a handle to his name, he 'll soon discover his mistake.
Old Culduff began that way. You 'd laugh if you saw how he floundered
out of the swamp afterwards.”
“Tell us about it, Cutty,” said Jack, encouragingly.
“I beg to say I should prefer not hearing anything which might, even
by inference, reflect on a person holding Lord Culduff's position in my
profession,” said Temple, haughtily.
“Is that the quarter the wind 's in?” asked Cutbill, with a not very
sober expression in his face.
“Sing us a song, Cutty. It will be better than all this sparring,” said
Jack.
“What shall it be?” said Cutbill, seating himself at the piano, and
running over the keys with no small skill. “Shall I describe my journey
to Ireland?”
“By all means let's hear it,” said Augustus.
“I forget how it goes. Indeed, some verses I was making on the curate's
sister have driven the others out of my head.”
Jack drew nigh, and leaning over his shoulder, whispered something in
his ear.
“What!” cried Cutbill, starting up; “he says he'll pitch me neck and
crop out of the window.”
“Not unless you deserve it--add that,” said Jack, sternly.
“I must have an apology for those words, sir. I shall insist on your
recalling them, and expressing your sincere regret for having ever used
them.”
“So you shall, Cutty. I completely forgot that this tower was ninety
feet high; but I 'll pitch you downstairs, which will do as well.”
There was a terrible gleam of earnestness in Jack's eye as he spoke this
laughingly, which appalled Cutbill far more than any bluster, and he
stammered out, “Let us have no practical jokes; they're bad taste. You'd
be a great fool, admiral”--this was a familiarity he occasionally used
with Jack--“you 'd be a great fool to quarrel with _me_. I can do more
with the fellows at Somerset House than most men going; and when the
day comes that they 'll give you a command, and you 'll want twelve or
fifteen hundred to set you afloat, Tom Cutbill is not the worst man to
know in the City. Not to say, that if things go right down here, I could
help you to something very snug in our mine. Won't we come out strong
then, eh?”
Here he rattled over the keys once more; and after humming to himself
for a second or two, burst out with a rattling merry air, to which he
sung,--
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