The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
Well; then Jessie came in to say that a foreign gentleman had called to see
him on important business. Father told her to show him into the study, and
went in presently to hear what he came about. We heard them arguing, and
father's voice seemed to be getting angry, so mother went in to beg him
not to excite himself. She found father alone, and--just as she opened the
door--he--he changed into a mule before her eyes.
[_She breaks down entirely._
PRINGLE.
Really? It--it must have upset her considerably.
SYLVIA.
It _did_. But, luckily, mother never loses her head. She locked the study
doors at once, and we shut these, and I don't _think_ the servants suspect
anything at present. But they're sure to find out before long.
PRINGLE.
Yes. I'm afraid it's bound to leak out.
SYLVIA.
But how could this horrible thing have happened?
PRINGLE.
[_Solemnly._] My dear Miss Sylvia, let me remind you that "there are more
things in heaven and earth than are dreamed of in----"
SYLVIA.
[_Petulantly._] Oh, don't quote that _now_, Mr. Pringle! It _is_ so stale!
PRINGLE.
[_With wounded dignity._] It may be stale--but it's Shakespeare! And I can
only conclude that--even in the twentieth century--magic is not the lost
art I had always imagined it.
SYLVIA.
[_Turning to him with more interest._] Then _you_ believe now that Horace
_did_ find a Jinnee in that brass bottle?
PRINGLE.
[_Rising._] No, no. I don't go as far as _that_.
SYLVIA.
How far _do_ you go?
PRINGLE.
Well, I know that Ventimore is associated with an elderly Oriental who
possesses extraordinary will-power. This very morning, in Ventimore's own
office, they played a highly unprofessional and discreditable trick between
them on your own godfather, Mr. Wackerbath.
SYLVIA.
On godfather! No, no, I'm sure Horace had nothing to do with _that_!
PRINGLE.
I was _there_--and he evidently had a great _deal_ to do with it. I thought
at the time it was hypnotism--but it's clear enough _now_ that this
confederate of Ventimore's is a powerful and most unscrupulous magician.
SYLVIA.
[_Springing up indignantly, and crossing to fireplace._] I won't hear any
more! You're trying to make me doubt Horace again--but you can't! you
_can't_! I _know_ he'd never send a magician to hurt father! [_As HORACE
enters from the hall, looking pale and wild._] Ah! Horace, you needn't
tell me! _You_ at least have no share in what has happened!
HORACE.
[_Going to her and taking both her hands._] Darling! For Heaven's sake tell
me what _has_ happened?
SYLVIA.
[_Triumphantly._] You hear, Mr. Pringle? He doesn't even know! _Now_ will
you dare to repeat what you were saying--to his face?
PRINGLE.
If you insist. I've been saying, Ventimore, that I believe _you_ to have
inspired this abominable transformation of the Professor.
HORACE.
It's true, then? He--he really _is_ a mule?
SYLVIA.
[_Disengaging herself, with a sudden doubt._] Horace, tell me--_did_ you
send any one to father!
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