The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
[_Another plunge and crash of glass
from behind._
HORACE.
I wasn't consulted! But I will say _this_ for old Fakrash--nobody's readier
to repair a blunder when once it's pointed out to him. He'll do anything
for _me_.
MRS. FUTVOYE.
Then send for him and _insist_ on his repairing what he's done here.
SYLVIA.
[_Eagerly, down on right._] Yes, yes. Send for him, Horace, _send_ for him!
HORACE.
[_Heavily._] I'm afraid it wouldn't be any use.
PRINGLE.
Nonsense! You could make him come if you _chose_!
HORACE.
I tell you I can't. I don't even know where he is--or if he hasn't gone off
to Arabia again----
MRS. FUTVOYE.
Off to Arabia! [_Going towards him._] And when--_when_ is he likely to be
_back_?
HORACE.
[_Suddenly._] Oh! [_He collapses into the chair above the fireplace._]
I--I've only just remembered. He told me he was going to _settle down_
there!
[_General consternation._
MRS. FUTVOYE.
And is my husband to remain a mule for the rest of his life?
[_Furious plunging heard from
study._
HORACE.
[_In a choked voice._] Don't ask me, Mrs. Futvoye--don't _ask_ me!
_Pringle._
[_Coming towards HORACE._] I _thought_, Ventimore, you came to cheer the
Professor up?
SYLVIA.
Horace, if you don't summon that odious Jinnee this instant, I shall _hate_
you! I'm _beginning_ to, as it is!
HORACE.
[_Rising and coming towards her._] My darling, I'd do any mortal thing I
could--but I'm helpless! [_At this instant FAKRASH, in Oriental robe and
turban, and a long green cloak, suddenly emerges from the cabinet between
the sliding-doors and the door to the hall, and stands scowling and
evidently trying to repress both rage and fear. HORACE sees him first._]
No, I'm not! Hooray! we're saved! He's turned up, after all! [_The others
retreat towards the fireplace in alarm._] Leave him to _me_. _I_ know how
to manage him. [_He approaches FAKRASH._] So here you are! If you aren't
ashamed of yourself, you jolly well _ought_ to be! A pretty mess you've
landed us in this time! Just you get us _out_ of it again!
FAKRASH.
[_Waving him aside._] No greeting to thee! I have come upon my own
affairs.
HORACE.
You'll attend to _mine_ first. Undo this infamous spell of yours--do you
hear?
FAKRASH.
[_Sullenly._] I will grant nothing more at _thy_ request.
HORACE.
I don't think you quite understand. I don't _request_--I _command_. On the
head and on the eye!
FAKRASH.
Thou art wasting breath. No longer am I under obligation to thee, O thou
perfidious one!
HORACE.
[_Anxiously._] Why--what's _come_ to you? [_Coaxingly._] I say!
Fakrash--old _chappie_. Don't play the goat _now_! You _can't_ mean to
leave me on the mat like this!
FAKRASH.
[_Glaring at him._] Canst thou not perceive how hateful thou hast become to
me?
HORACE.
I _do_ notice a coolness. But _why_? You were chummy enough not half an
hour ago!
FAKRASH.
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