The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
Now then, you--you unspeakable old swine! What do you _mean_ by bringing me
here like this?
FAKRASH.
[_Crossing to the right._] Verily I was tempted to drop thee in mid-air,
forgetting my purpose.
HORACE.
To introduce me to that precious bride of yours, eh? I've told you already
I'll have nothing to do with her.
FAKRASH.
Thou canst not escape _this_ bride--[_he suddenly produces a huge scimitar
and brandishes it_]--for her name is--Death!
HORACE.
Death! I say, you don't mean that! [_As FAKRASH advances on him with a
sweep of the scimitar, which HORACE ducks to avoid._] Yes, you do!
[_Backing below window._] By Gad! you're _dangerous_! Well, just tell me
_this_--what on earth have I done to deserve death?
FAKRASH.
I have brought thee hither--not to parley with thee, but to strike off thy
head in the very place of thy perjuries.
HORACE.
[_Trying to keep cool._] I see. You seem to have forgotten that this is the
very place where I let you out of that bottle.
FAKRASH.
[_Wrathfully._] Far better were it hadst thou suffered me to remain
therein!
HORACE.
I quite agree with you _there_. [_As FAKRASH makes another cut at him
with the scimitar._] Now, before you begin this execution, you'd better
listen to me. You've got hold of some quite imaginary grievance, and I can
tell you you'll look uncommonly foolish if you find after you've cut off my
head that there's nothing _in_ it--[_correcting himself, annoyed_]--in the
_grievance_, I mean!
FAKRASH.
O thou of plausible tongue, know that I have discovered thy treachery and
deceit! Didst thou not assure me that I was free to wander where I would,
since there was no longer any that had authority over the Jinn!
HORACE.
I don't _know_ of anybody that has. [_Half to himself._] Wish to Heaven I
did!
FAKRASH.
[_With raised scimitar._] Thou hast lied--for there _is_ such a potentate!
Since I visited thee this morn I have traversed many lands--and in _all_
have I seen the signs of his dominion and his wrath against us of the Jinn!
HORACE.
[_Blankly._] I've no _idea_ what you're driving at.
FAKRASH.
Again thou liest! [_As he is about to raise scimitar again HORACE keeps
FAKRASH'S right arm down._] From this very spot whereon we stand thou
canst behold such signs. [_Pointing with left hand through the open
windows._] Tell me, what are yonder strongholds of blackened brick?
HORACE.
[_Mystified._] Those? Oh, factories--works of sorts.
FAKRASH.
[_Pointing with scimitar._] And yonder strange and gigantic cylinders red
as blood?
HORACE.
[_Pushing FAKRASH'S hand away._] Gasometers.
FAKRASH.
Call them what thou wilt--they are prison-houses! All, all dungeons wherein
my wretched brethren labour in torment till the Day of Doom! [_Pacing
towards the right._] And every city throughout the world is filled with
such abominations! Therefore--[_turning on him again_]--before I slay thee,
I demand that thou tell me the name of the potentate by whom these
punishments are imposed.
HORACE.
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