The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
FAKRASH.
Have I not loaded thee with kindnesses?
HORACE.
Kindnesses! Till I met you I was happy and hopeful--now, I'm miserable and
desperate!
FAKRASH.
Is not life itself a sufficient boon?
HORACE.
What? When you've parted me for ever from the girl I love! Life is no boon
to me _now_. If _you_ don't put an end to me I shall do it myself--by
jumping over that balcony and breaking my neck!... I've a good mind to do
it now.
[_He makes a sudden movement
towards the balcony as though to
carry out his threat._
FAKRASH.
[_Detaining him._] Hold! I entreat thee! Do not abandon me thus, and all
that I have done I will undo!
[_As he speaks he throws away the
scimitar, which, to HORACE'S
amazement, vanishes._
HORACE.
[_Going to the right with his back to the audience._] That's more like
_business_! But--_can_ you undo the mischief you've done?
FAKRASH.
With the greatest ease that can be! [_He stalks towards the window, extends
his right arm, and mutters some cryptic sentence, then turns complacently
to HORACE._] I have obliterated from the minds of thy betrothed and her
parents all memory of myself and the brass bottle, and of every incident
connected therewith.
HORACE.
By Jove! That's rather a neat way out--[_with sudden doubt_]--if you've
really _done_ all that!
FAKRASH.
May I be thy ransom if it be not accomplished!
HORACE.
Well,--I must take your word for it. But there's Mr. and Mrs.
Wackerbath,--can you make _them_ forget everything connected with
you--except that I'm to build them a house?
FAKRASH.
[_Going to the window and repeating the incantation, then returning to the
centre of the room._] All else hath utterly passed from their recollection.
HORACE.
Splendid! Do the thing well while you're about it--better throw in their
coachman--oh, and the couple you saw here just now,--the Rapkins.
FAKRASH.
[_Repeats the incantation, facing the door._] It is done. They remember
naught of that they have seen. And now ask no more of me, but perform thy
part and bring hither my bottle.
HORACE.
[_Going to door down on the right._] Right! I'll go and get it out of my
bedroom.
[_He goes out._
FAKRASH.
[_Pacing up and down in suspense and terror._] Haste! Haste! For until I am
in my bottle once more every instant is an eternity!
HORACE.
[_Returning with the bottle, which he sets down on the floor in front of
the mantelpiece._] Here's your bottle! Got the stopper?
FAKRASH.
[_After some fumbling in his robes, finds the metal cap and gives it to
HORACE._] It is here. Now swear to me by the beard of Progress that thou
wilt drop me into deep waters, even as thou hast promised!
HORACE.
I swear it--by the beard of Progress--on whom be peace!... You step in,
sir, and leave the rest to me.
FAKRASH.
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