The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
_The furniture and decorations are
copied from the original room in
the Savoy Hotel._
_As the curtain rises the SECOND
WAITER is placing the napkins
under the supervision of the FIRST
WAITER. _Waltz music is heard from
the restaurant on the right._
PRINGLE'S VOICE.
[_Outside door above arch, to unseen attendant._] "Entrance from the
Embankment as well," eh? Well, why didn't you _tell_ me that? My friends
have probably come in _that_ way while I was waiting at the _other_ end!
This is the "Pinafore" Room, isn't it? Very _well_, then--I expect I shall
find them in here. [_He enters, and looks round the room._] No. They don't
seem to have arrived yet.
FIRST WAITER.
[_By the table._] Not yet. They vill be here soon.
[_The SECOND WAITER goes out._
PRINGLE.
Eh? Well, I _hope_ so, I'm sure. They're behind their time as it is.
[_Inspecting table._] H'm! Not bad. But you needn't have had all those
roses--half a dozen would have been _quite_ sufficient. And--hang it all!
You've laid for _six_ people!
FIRST WAITER.
Pardon, m'sieu--we receive orders to lay for six person.
PRINGLE.
Nonsense! Your orders were to lay for _four_. A "petty party carry"--if you
know what _that_ means.
FIRST WAITER.
Parfaitement--but I think perhaps there is some mistake. This is the
"Pinafore" Room.
PRINGLE.
I know _that_--and the manager told me this morning on the telephone that
he's reserved the "Pinafore" Room for _me_. I'm only expecting _three_
guests, though; so just clear away those two extra places, and look sharp
about it.
[_The SECOND WAITER returns._
FIRST WAITER.
But excuse--the manager he say to me----
PRINGLE.
Confound you, do you suppose _I_ don't know how many people I've asked?
Have the table altered at once, or I shall send for the manager.
FIRST WAITER.
[_With a shrug._] Bien, m'sieu! You tell me there is a mistake--that is
enoff--I alter it.
[_He gives orders in an undertone
to the SECOND WAITER, who removes
two of the chairs to the balcony,
and takes off the corresponding
plates, glasses, &c._
PRINGLE.
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