The breath of slander : $b or, Virtue triumphsAllen, Ida Reade
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The breath of slander : $b or, Virtue triumphs
Allen, Ida Reade
Dime novels; Romance fiction
“Yes, I remember it. I was kept in the house for two days by it,” she
said. “Do you consider that lucky?”
“Why, yes,” replied Jim coolly. “It was something to keep you from
gadding around so much; and then it certainly attracted attention
enough. That is what advertising is for. But I wanted to speak of
something else.”
“Well, you can, dear,” said Norine sweetly. “I won’t prevent you.” And
then she added indignantly: “_My_ gadding around! The idea!”
Jim laughed.
“The shoe must have pinched a little,” he said slyly.
“I thought you were going to speak about something else, sir?”
“Well, I am, if you give me a chance. I was about to say that I had
received another proof of my marvelous luck in advertising. Perhaps you
are not aware that we are the joint owners of nearly a thousand acres
of land somewhere up in Michigan?”
“No, I was not aware of it.”
“Well, it is so,” continued Jim; “and as I thought best to sell
the land, if I could find any one weak enough to buy it, I had it
advertised in the Michigan papers; and mark the result! It is only a
week or so ago that I wrote the advertisement, and I have an answer
already.”
“Wonderful!” exclaimed Norine, in mock astonishment. “What a clever
fellow you are! But why do you wish to sell it?”
“Because,” replied he, “a certain sister of mine is going to be
married, and then proposes to drag me over the greater part of the
world with her, and that costs money.”
“I drag you?” cried Norine. “Just as if you hadn’t proposed it
yourself!”
“Did I?” he inquired innocently. “Well, perhaps I did. But, Norry,
there is one thing about this that strikes me as being odd.”
“What is it, dear?”
“Why, we had supposed the land to be nearly valueless, and here is a
man--and a lawyer”--Jim laid convincing stress on that word--“who lives
right there, and should know something about it, makes an offer for it
as soon as it is placed in the market. That land may be more valuable
than we supposed,” he concluded thoughtfully.
“What are you going to do about it, dear?” inquired Norine.
“I don’t know,” said Jim slowly. “That is, I do know,” he added
determinedly. “By George! I will run up there and see it for myself.”
Norine clapped her hands joyfully.
“How nice!” she said. “When do we start?”
“Well,” replied her brother coolly, “I had no idea _we_ were going to
start. I thought a girl who expected to be married within a month or so
would have enough to do at home.”
“Now don’t be mean, Jim,” cried Norine. “You know I am all done. Of
course you will take me, Jim?” she coaxed. “There is plenty of time.”
“I don’t know,” said he. “How long will it take you to get ready?”
“I can be ready in half an hour,” she replied promptly.
“Well, that settles it. Of course you can’t get ready in half an hour.
But if you can get ready in two or three hours, you can go.”
And he went out to telegraph the lawyer that he was coming.
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