American fiction -- 20th century; Chicago (Ill.) -- Fiction; Journalists -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction
How does one leave a lady whom one does not want to talk to, and who
obviously enough reciprocates that lack of interest? Felix hadn’t the
slightest idea.... He ransacked his memory of books—while saying to Mrs.
Meagham that no, he had not lived in Chicago long—for something to help
him. Surely in all the novels he had read there must be something
bearing upon this situation! But the only thing he could remember was
the desperate device of H. G. Wells’ Mr. Polly, who upon one
embarrassing occasion murmured to the young woman something about a
“little dog,” and ran out of the house. But then, Mr. Polly had a
bicycle, and he was pretending that he heard a little dog gnawing at the
tires. No—that would not do at all. He suddenly felt that H. G. Wells
was but a poor guide and mentor in the thorny ways of real life. Perhaps
if he had forced himself to read more of Henry James—!
At this stage, when he felt his reason going, Rose-Ann appeared, radiant
and cool, to his rescue. He was so grateful that he forgot to note how
she did it.... It had been easy enough, apparently; no such heroic task
as it appeared. But then, things like that _were_ easy, to anybody
except himself!
And he had not told Howard Morgan how much he liked—how devoutly he knew
by heart—the magnificent “Ode in the Valley of Decision.” No, he had
stood there saying, “Yes,” like a fool, while a great poet paid _him_
compliments! He thought a little the less of Howard Morgan for those
compliments; they were so obviously a product of the occasion, a few out
of the hundred he had uttered that night—two or three around to
everybody, share and share alike! They were none the less banal because
he uttered them with such pretended sincerity and real grace. What
madness such a scene was! To think of men and women deliberately
inflicting upon themselves such painful mockery of social intercourse!
But perhaps it was not painful to them. No, they actually appeared to
enjoy it. Well—that proved that they were mad! Bedlam! And a great poet
condemned to go through this rigmarole, so abominable to any person of
decent sensitiveness! But perhaps he enjoyed it, too? In truth, he did
seem to be enjoying it vastly. Then he was no poet, but a sham.... A
line of the great Ode came into Felix’s mind, one of the magnificent
lines: he said it over to himself, testing it—and it did sound rather
tinny. Milton and some base amalgam, not true gold.... An actor, the
fellow was, strutting and smirking and kissing ladies’ hands....
Still—if it were a thing that had to be done (like wearing evening
clothes, for instance) doubtless the more gracefully it was done the
better. And Howard Morgan—it must be conceded—did it superlatively
well!... Would Rose-Ann never be ready to go home?
Rose-Ann, in their room afterward, remarked upon how well Howard Morgan
had “played the host.”
“Yes,” said Felix. “... I felt utterly lost, myself.”
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