"Last night, as ever was," continued the old man, "'e went down to th'
'aunted cottage—'t weren't no manner o' use tryin' to turn 'im, no,
not if I'd gone down to 'im on my marrer-bones—'e were that set on it;
so off he goes, 'bout sundown, to sleep in th' 'aunted cottage—I
knows, Jarge, 'cause I follered un, an' seen for myself; so now I'm
a-goin' down to find 'is corp'—"
He had reached thus far, when his eye, accustomed to the shadows,
chancing to meet mine, he uttered a gasp, and stood staring at me with
dropped jaw.
"Peter!" he stammered at last. "Peter—be that you, Peter?"
"To be sure it is," said I.
"Bean't ye—dead, then?"
"I never felt more full of life."
"But ye slep' in th' 'aunted cottage last night."
"Yes."
"But—but—the ghost, Peter?"
"Is a wandering Scotsman."
"Why then I can't go down and find ye corp' arter all?"
"I fear not, Ancient."
The old man slowly closed his snuff-box, shaking his head as he did so.
"Ah, well! I won't blame ye, Peter," said he magnanimously, "it bean't
your fault, lad, no—but what's come to the ghost!"
"The ghost," I answered, "is nothing more dreadful than a wandering
Scotsman!"
"Scotsman!" exclaimed the Ancient sharply. "Scotsman!"
"Yes, Ancient."
"You'm mazed, Peter—ah! mazed ye be! What, aren't I heerd un moanin'
an' groanin' to 'isself—ah! an' twitterin' to?"
"As to that," said I, "those shrieks and howls he made with his
bagpipe, very easy for a skilled player such as he."
Some one was drawing water from a well across the road, for I heard the
rattle of the bucket, and the creak of the winch, in the pause which
now ensued, during which the Ancient, propped upon his stick, surveyed
me with an expression that was not exactly anger, nor contempt, nor
sorrow, and yet something of all three. At length he sighed, and shook
his head at me mournfully.
"Peter," said he, "Peter, I didn't think as you'd try to tak' 'vantage
of a old man wi' a tale the like o' that such a very, very old man,
Peter—such a old, old man!"
"But I assure you, it's the truth," said I earnestly.
"Peter, I seen Scotchmen afore now," said he, with a reproachful look,
"ah! that I 'ave, many's the time, an' Scotchmen don't go about wi'
tails, nor yet wi' 'orns on their 'eads—leastways I've never seen one
as did. An', Peter, I know what a bagpipe is; I've heerd 'em often an'
often—squeak they do, yes, but a squeak bean't a scream, Peter, nor
yet a groan—no." Having delivered himself of which, the Ancient shook
his head at me again, and, turning his back, hobbled away.
When I turned to look at George, it was to find him regarding me with a
very strange expression.
"Sir," said he ponderously, "did you sleep in th' 'aunted cottage last
night?"
"Yes, though, as I have tried to explain, and unsuccessfully it seems,
it is haunted by nothing more alarming than a Scots Piper."
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