"'Cause why, Peter? 'Cause people is in too much o' a hurry to marry,
as a rule. If a man marries a lass arter knowin' 'er a week—'ow is 'e
goin' to know if she'll suit 'im all 'is days? Nohow, Peter, it aren't
nat'ral—woman tak's a lot o' knowin'. 'Marry in 'aste, an' repent in
leisure!' That aren't in the Bible, but it ought to be."
"And your own marriage was a truly happy one, Ancient?"
"Ah! that it were, Peter, 'appy as ever was—but then, ye see, there
was a Providence in it. I were a fine young chap in them days, summat
o' your figure only bigger—ah! a sight bigger—an' I were sweet on
several lassies, an' won't say as they wer'n't sweet on me—three on
'em most especially so. One was a tall, bouncin' wench wi' blue eyes,
an' golden 'air—like sunshine it were, but it wer'n't meant as I
should buckle up wi' 'er."
"Why not?"
"'Cause, it so 'appened as she married summun else."
"And the second?"
"The second were a fine, pretty maid tu, but I couldn't marry she."
"Why?"
"'Cause, Peter, she went an' took an' died afore I could ax 'er."
"And the third, you married."
"No, Peter, though it come to the same thing in the end—she married I.
Ye see, though I were allus at 'er beck an' call, I could never pluck
the courage to up an' ax 'er right out. So things went on for a year
or so, maybe, till one day—she were makin' apple dumplings,
Peter—'Martin,' says she, lookin' at me sideways out of 'er black
eyes—just like Prue's they were—'Martin,' says she, 'you 'm uncommon
fond o' apple-dumplings?' 'For sure,' says I, which I were, Peter.
'Martin,' says she, 'shouldn't 'ee like to eat of 'em whenever you
wanted to, at your very own table, in a cottage o' your own?' 'Ah! if
you'd mak' 'em!' says I, sharp like. 'I would if you'd ax me, Martin,'
says she. An' so we was married, Peter, an' as you see, theer was a
Providence in it, for, if the first one 'adn't married some 'un else,
an' the second 'adn't died, I might ha' married one o' they, an'
repented it all my days, for I were young then, an' fulish, Peter,
fulish." So saying, the Ancient rose, sighing, and knocked the ashes
from his pipe.
"Talkin' 'bout Prue," said he, taking up his hat and removing his
snuff-box therefrom ere he set it upon his head, "talkin' 'bout Prue,"
he repeated, with a pinch of snuff at his nostrils.
"Well?" The word seemed shot out of George involuntarily.
"Talkin' 'bout Prue," said the Ancient again, glancing at each of us in
turn, "theer was some folks as used to think she were sweet on Jarge
theer, but I, bein' 'er lawful gran'feyther knowed different—didn't I,
Jarge?"
"Ay," nodded the smith.
"Many's the time I've said to you a-sittin' in this very corner,
'Jarge,' I've said, 'mark my words, Jarge—if ever my Prue does marry
some'un—which she will—that there some 'un won't be you.' Them be my
very words, bean't they, Jarge?"
"Your very words, Gaffer," nodded George.
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