During this exordium I had noticed a venerable man in a fine blue
surtout and a wide-brimmed hat, who sat upon the shaft of a cart and
puffed slowly at a great pipe. And as he puffed, he listened intently
to the quack-salver's address, and from time to time his eyes would
twinkle and his lips curve in an ironic smile. The cart, upon the
shaft of which he sat, stood close to a very small, dirty, and
disreputable-looking tent, towards which the old gentleman's back was
turned. Now, as I watched, I saw the point of a knife gleam through
the dirty canvas, which, vanishing, gave place to a hand protruded
through the slit thus made—a very large hand with bony knuckles, and
long fingers, upon one of which was a battered ring. For an instant
the hand hovered undecidedly, then darted forward—the long skirts of
the old gentleman's coat hardly stirred, yet, even as I watched, I saw
the hand vanish with a fat purse in its clutches.
Skirting the tent, I came round to the opening, and stooping, peered
cautiously inside. There, sure enough, was my pickpocket gazing
intently into the open purse, and chuckling as he gazed. Then he
slipped it into his pocket, and out he came—where I immediately pinned
him by the neckerchief.
And, after a while, finding he could not again break my hold, he lay
still, beneath me, panting, and, as he lay, his one eye glared more
balefully and his other leered more waggishly than ever, as I,
thrusting my hand into his pocket, took thence the purse, and
transferred it to my own.
"Halves, mate!" he panted, "halves, and we'll cry 'quits.'"
"By no means," said I, rising to my feet, but keeping my grip upon him.
"Then what's your game?"
"I intend to hand you over as a pickpocket."
"That means 'Transportation'!" said he, wiping the blood from his face,
for the struggle, though short, had been sharp enough.
"Well?" said I.
"It'll go 'ard with the babby."
"Baby!" I exclaimed.
"Ah!—or the hinfant, if you like it better—one as I found in a shawl,
a-laying on the steps o' my van one night, sleeping like a
alderman—and it were snowing too."
"Yet you are a thief!"
"We calls it 'faking.'"
"And ought to be given up to the authorities."
"And who's to look arter the babby?"
"Are you married?"
"No,"
"Where is the baby?"
"In my van."
"And where is that?"
"Yonder!" and he pointed to a gayly-painted caravan that stood near by.
"'e's asleep now, but if you'd like to take a peep at 'im—"
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