"I've seed a deal o' the quality in my time, one way or another—many's
the fine gentleman as I've druv, or groomed for, an' never a one on 'em
as didn't curse me—ah!" said the Postilion, sighing and shaking his
head, "_'ow_ they _did_ curse me!—'specially one—a young
lord—oncommon fond o' me 'e were too, in 'is way, to the day 'is 'oss
fell an' rolled on 'im. 'Jacob,' says 'e, short like, for 'e were
agoin' fast. 'Jacob!' says 'e, 'damn your infernally ugly mug!' says
'e; 'you bet me as that cursed brute would do for me.' 'I did, my
lord,' says I, an' I remember as the tears was a-runnin' down all our
faces as we carried 'im along on the five-barred gate, that bein'
'andiest. 'Well, devil take your soul, you was right, Jacob, an' be
damned to you!' says 'e; 'you'll find a tenner in my coat pocket 'ere,
you've won it, for I sha'n't last the day out, Jacob.' An' 'e didn't
either, for 'e died afore we got 'im 'ome, an' left me a 'undred pound
in 'is will. Ah! gentlemen as is gents is all the same. Lord love
you! there never was one on 'em but damned my legs, or my liver, or the
chaise, or the 'osses, or the road, or the inns, or all on 'em
together. If you was to strip me as naked as the palm o' your 'and,
an' to strip a lord, or a earl, or a gentleman as naked as the palm o'
your 'and, an' was to place us side by side—where'd be the difference?
We're both men, both flesh and blood, a'n't we?—then where 'd be the
difference? 'Oo's to tell which is the lord an' which is the
postilion?"
"Who indeed?" said I, setting down my hammer. "Jack is often as good
as his master—and a great deal better."
"Why, nobody!" nodded the Postilion, "not a soul till we opened our
mouths; an' then 'twould be easy enough, for my lord, or earl, or
gentleman, bein' naked, an' not likin' it (which would only be
nat'ral), would fall a-swearin' 'eavens 'ard, damning everybody an'
cursin' everything, an' never stop to think, while I—not bein' born to
it—should stand there a-shiverin' an' tryin' a curse or two myself,
maybe—but Lord! mine wouldn't amount to nothin' at all, me not bein'
nat'rally gifted, nor yet born to it—an' this brings me round to 'er!"
"Her?"
"Ah—'er! Number Two—'er as quarrelled wi' Number One all the way from
London—'er as run away from Number One—wot about—'er?" Here he fell
to combing his hair again with his whip-handle, while his quick, bright
eyes dodged from my face to the glowing forge and back again, and his
clean-shaven lips pursed themselves in a soundless whistle. And, as I
watched him, it seemed to me that this was the question that had been
in his mind all along.
"Seeing she did manage to run away from him—Number One—she is
probably very well," I answered.
"Ah—to be sure! very well, you say?—ah, to be sure!" said the
Postilion, apparently lost in contemplation of the bellows; "an'—where
might she be, now?"
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