Now, as I stood thus, I heard a voice hailing me, and, glancing about,
espied one, some distance up the road, who sat beneath the hedge, whom,
upon approaching, I recognized as Gabbing Dick, the Pedler.
He nodded and grinned as I came up, but in both there was a vague
unpleasantness, as also in the manner in which he eyed me slowly up and
down.
"You've stood a-lookin' up into the sky for a good ten minutes!" said
he.
"And what if I have?"
"Nothin," said the Pedler, "nothin' at all—though if the moon 'ad been
up, a cove might ha' thought as you was dreamin' of some Eve or other;
love-sick folk always stares at the moon—leastways, so they tell me.
Any one as stares at the moon when 'e might be doin' summ'at better is
a fool, as great a fool as any man as stares at a Eve, for a Eve never
brought any man nothin' but trouble and sorrer, and never will, no'ow?
Don't frown, young cove, nor shake your 'ead, for it's true; wot's
caused more sorrer an' blood than them Eves? Blood?—ah! rivers of it!
Oceans of good blood's been spilt all along o' women, from the Eve as
tricked old Adam to the Eve as tricks the like o' me, or
say—yourself." Here he regarded me with so evil a leer that I turned
my back in disgust.
"Don't go, young cove; I ain't done yet, and I got summ'at to tell ye."
"Then tell it!" said I, stopping again, struck by the fellow's manner,
"and tell it quickly."
"I'm a-comin' to it as fast as I can, ain't I? Very well then! You're
a fine, up-standin' young cove, and may 'ave white 'ands (which I don't
see myself, but no matter) and may likewise be chock-full o' taking
ways (which, though not noticin', I won't go for to deny)—but a Eve's
a Eve, and always will be—you'll mind as I warned you again' 'em last
time I see ye?—very well then!"
"Well?" said I impatiently.
"Well," nodded the Pedler, and his eyes twinkled malevolently. "I says
it again—I warns you again. You're a nice, civil-spoke young cove,
and quiet (though I don't like the cock o' your eye), and, mind, I
don't bear you no ill-will—though you did turn me from your door on a
cold, dark night—"
"It was neither a cold nor a dark night!" said I.
"Well, it might ha' been, mightn't it?—very well then! Still, I
don't," said the Pedler, spitting dejectedly into the ditch, "I don't
bear you no 'ard feelin's for it, no'ow—me always makin' it a pint to
forgive them as woefully oppresses me, likewise them as despitefully
uses me—it might ha' been cold, and dark, wi' ice and snow, and I
might ha' froze to death—but we won't say no more about it."
"You've said pretty well, I think," said I; "supposing you tell me what
you have to tell me—otherwise—good night!"
"Very well then!" said the Pedler, "let's talk o' summ'at else; still
livin' in the 'Oller, I suppose?"
"Yes."
"Ah, well! I come through there today," said he, grinning, and again
his eyes grew malevolent.
"Indeed?"
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