SIMON. And sparrin' for an openin', Peter, and when 'e sees
one—downin' 'is man every time—
ANCIENT. Leapin' in the air, rollin' in the grass, wi' they keepers
clingin' to 'im like leeches—ah! leeches—
SIMON. And every time they rushed, tap 'ud go 'is "left," and bang 'ud
go 'is "right"—
ANCIENT. An' up 'e'd get, like Samson again, Peter, an' give 'isself a
shake; bellerin'—like a bull o' Bashan—
SIMON. Ye see, they fou't so close together that the keepers was
afear'd to use their guns—
ANCIENT (indignantly). Guns!—who's a-talkin' o' guns? Simon, my
bye—you be allus a-maggin' an' a-maggin'; bridle thy tongue, lad,
bridle thy tongue afore it runs away wi' ye.
SIMON (sheepishly). All right, Old Un—fire away!
But, at this juncture, Old Amos hove in view, followed by the
Apologetic Dutton, with Job and sundry others, on their way to work,
and, as they came, they talked together, with much solemn wagging of
heads. Having reached the door of "The Bull," they paused and greeted
us, and I thought Old Amos's habitual grin seemed a trifle more
pronounced than usual.
"So poor Jarge 'as been an' gone an' done for 'isself at last, eh? Oh,
my soul! think o' that, now!" sighed Old Amos.
"Allus knowed as 'e would!" added Job; "many's the time I've said as 'e
would, an' you know it—all on you."
"It'll be the Barbadies, or Austrayley!" grinned Amos; "transportation,
it'll be—Oh, my soul! think o' that now—an' 'im a Siss'n'urst man!"
"An' all along o' a couple o'—rabbits!" said the Ancient, emphasizing
the last word with a loud rap on his snuff-box.
"Pa'tridges, Gaffer!—they was pa'tridges!" returned Old Amos.
"I allus said as Black Jarge'd come to a bad end," reiterated Job, "an'
what's more—'e aren't got nobody to blame but 'isself!"
"An' all for a couple o'—rabbits!" sighed the Ancient, staring Old
Amos full in the eye.
"Pa'tridges, Gaffer, they was pa'tridges—you, James Dutton—was they
pa'tridges or was they not—speak up, James."
Hereupon the man Dutton, all perspiring apology, as usual, shuffled
forward, and, mopping his reeking brow, delivered himself in this wise:
"W'ich I must say—meanin' no offence to nobody, an' if so be,
apologizin'—w'ich I must say—me 'avin' seen 'em—they
was—leastways," he added, as he met the Ancient's piercing eye,
"leastways—they might 'ave been, w'ich—if they ain't—no matter!"
Having said which, he apologetically smeared his face all over with his
shirt-sleeve, and subsided again.
"It do wring my 'eart—ah, that it do! to think o' pore Jarge a convic'
at Bot'ny Bay!" said Old Amos, "a-workin', an' diggin', an' slavin' wi'
irons on 'is legs an' arms, a-jinglin', an' a-janglin' when 'e walks."
"Well, but it's Justice, aren't it?" demanded Job—"a poacher's a
thief, an' a thief's a convic'—or should be!"
"I've 'eerd," said Old Amos, shaking his head, "I've 'eerd as they ties
they convic's up to posts, an' lashes an' lashes 'em wi' the
cat-o'-nine-tails!"
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