"Why, true, Gaffer, true, God bless 'er!"
"She be one as 'ud pine—slow an' quiet, like a flower in the woods, or
a leaf in autumn—ah! fade, she would, fade an' fade!"
"Well, she bean't a-goin' to do no fadin', please the Lord!"
"Not if me an' Peter an' you can 'elp it, Simon, my bye—but we 'm but
poor worms, arter all, as the Bible says; an' if Peter 'as been an'
rose 'er 'opes o' freein' Jarge, an' don't free Jarge—if Jarge should
'ave to go a convic' to Austrayley, or—or t' other place, why
then—she'll fade, fade as ever was, an' be laid in the churchyard
afore 'er poor old grandfeyther!"
"Lord, Old Un!" exclaimed Simon, "who's a-talkin' o' fadin's an'
churchyards? I don't like it—let's talk o' summ'at else."
"Simon," said the Ancient, shaking his head reprovingly, "ye be a good
bye—ah! a steady, dootiful lad ye be, I don't deny it; but the Lord
aren't give you no imagination, which, arter all, you should be main
thankful for; a imagination's a troublesome thing—aren't it, Peter?"
"It is," said I, "a damnable thing!"
"Ay—many's the man as 'as been ruinated by 'is imagination—theer was
one, Nicodemus Blyte were 'is name—"
"And a very miserable cove 'e sounds, too!" added Simon.
"But a very decent, civil-spoke, quiet young chap 'e were!" continued
the Ancient, "only for 'is imagination; Lord! 'e were that full o'
imagination 'e couldn't drink 'is ale like an ordinary chap—sip, 'e'd
go, an' sip, sip, till 'twere all gone, an' then 'e'd forget as ever
'e'd 'ad any, an' go away wi'out paying for it—if some 'un didn't
remind 'im—"
"'E were no fule, Old Un!" nodded Simon.
"An' that weren't all, neither, not by no manner o' means," the Ancient
continued. "I've knowed that theer chap sit an' listen to a pretty
lass by the hour together an' never say a word—not one!"
"Didn't git a chance to, p'r'aps?" said Simon.
"It weren't that, no, it were jest 'is imagination a-workin' an'
workin' inside of 'im, an' fillin' 'im up. 'Ows'ever, at last, one
day, 'e up an' axed 'er to marry 'im, an' she, bein' all took by
surprise, said 'yes,' an' went an' married some'un else."
"Lord!" said Simon, "what did she go and marry another chap for?"
"Simon," returned the Ancient, "don't go askin' fulish questions.
'Ows'ever, she did, an' poor Nicodemus growed more imaginative than
ever; arter that, 'e took to turnips."
"Turnips?" exclaimed Simon, staring.
"Turnips as ever was!" nodded the Ancient, "used to stand, for hours at
a time, a-lookin' at 'is turnips an' shakin' 'is 'ead over 'em."
"But—what for?—a man must be a danged fule to go shakin' of 'is 'ead
over a lot o' turnips!"
"Well, I don't know," rejoined the Ancient; "'is turnips was very good
uns, as a rule, an' fetched top prices in the markets."
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