Twigs whipped my face, thorns and brambles dragged at my clothes,
hidden obstacles lay in wait for my feet, for the wood grew denser as I
advanced, but I pushed on, heedless alike of these and of what
direction I took. But, as luck would have it, I presently blundered
upon a path which, in a short time, brought me out very suddenly into
what appeared to be a small tavern yard, for on either hand was a row
of tumble-down stables and barns, while before me was a low, rambling
structure which I judged was the tavern itself. I was yet standing
looking about me when a man issued from the stables upon my right,
bearing a hammer in one hand and a lanthorn in the other.
"Hallo!" said he, staring at me.
"Hallo!" said I, staring at him.
"You don't chance to 'ave a axle-bolt about you, I suppose?"
"No," said I.
"Humph!" he grunted, and, lowering his lanthorn, began searching among
the cobblestones.
"Is this it?" I inquired, picking up a rusty screw-bolt at my feet.
"Ah!" said he, taking it from me with a nod, "know'd I dropped it 'ere
some'eres. Ye see," he went on, "couldn't get another round 'ere
to-night, and that cussed axle's got to be in place to-morra."
"Yes?" said I.
"Ah!" nodded the man; "chaise come in 'ere 'arf-an-hour ago wi' two
gentlemen and a lady, in the Lord's own 'urry too. 'Mend this axle, me
man,' says one on 'em—a top-sawyer be the looks on 'im—'mend this
axle, and quick about it.' 'Can't be done, my lord,' says I. 'W'y
not?' says 'e, showin' 'is teeth savage-like. 'Because it can't,' says
I, 'not no'ow, me lord,' says I. Well, after cussin' 'isself well-nigh
black in the face, 'e orders me to have it ready fust thing to-morra,
and if you 'adn't found that there bolt for me it wouldn't have been
ready fust thing to-morra, which would ha' been mighty bad for me, for
this 'ere gentleman's a fire-and-fury out-and-outer, and no error."
"Can I have a bed here, do you think?" I inquired.
"Ah," said he, "I think you can."
"For how much, do you suppose?"
"To you—sixpence."
"Why, that seems reasonable," said I.
"It are," nodded the man, "and a fine feather bed too! But then, Lord,
one good turn deserves another—"
"Meaning?"
"This 'ere bolt."
"Are you the landlord, then?"
"I be; and if you feel inclined for a mug o' good ale say the word."
"Most willingly," said I, "but what of the axle?"
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