"Of course," said Berry. "Some telling trifle or other. Can't we
dramatize 'The Inchcape Rock'?"
"Excellent," said I. "I should like to play the abbot. It would be
rather suitable, too. If you remember, 'they blest the Abbot of
Aberbrothok."'
"Why not?" said Berry. "We could have a very fervent little scene with
them all blessing you."
"And perhaps Heath Robinson would paint the scenery."
And so on.
In the end, Berry and Jonah had constructed quite a passable little
drama, by dint of drawing largely on Dumas in the first place, and
their own imagination in the second. There were one or two strong
situations, relieved by some quite creditable light comedy, and all the
'curtains' were good. The village hall, complete with alleged stage,
was engaged, and half the county were blackmailed into taking tickets.
There were only twelve characters, of which we accounted for five, and
it was arranged that we should all twelve foregather four days
beforehand, to rehearse properly. The other seven artists were to stay
with us at White Ladies for the rehearsals and performance, and
generally till the affair had blown over.
It was ten days before the date of the production that I was cast for
Buckingham. Six days to become word perfect. When three of them had
gone, I explained to the others that, for all their jealousy, they
would find that I should succeed in getting into the skin of the part,
and that, as it was impossible to polish my study of George Villiers in
the teeth of interference which refused to respect the privacy even of
my own bedroom, I should go apart with Pomfret, and perfect my
rendering in the shelter of the countryside.
"Have pity upon our animal life!" cried Berry, when I made known my
intention. "Consider the flora and fauna of our happy shire!"
"Hush, brother," said I. "You know not what you say. I shall not seek
the fields. Rather--"
"That's something. We don't want you hauled up for sheep-worrying just
now."
"--shall I repair to some sequestered grove. There, when I shall
commune with myself, Nature will go astray. Springtime will come
again. Trees will break forth into blossom, meadows will blow anew,
and the voice of the turtle--"
"If you don't ring off," said Berry. "I'll set George at you."
George is our gorgonzola, which brings me back to Pomfret. Pomfret is
a little two-seater. I got him because I thought he'd be so useful
just to run to and fro when the car was out. And he is. We made
friends at Olympia, and I took to him at once. A fortnight later, Jill
was driving him delightedly round and round in front of the house.
After watching her for a while, Berry got in and sat down by her side.
"Not that I want a drive," he explained carefully; "but I want to see
if my dressing-case will be able to stand it as far as the station."
"If you think" I began, but the next moment Jill had turned down the
drive, and I watched the three go curling out of sight.
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