The Brownie of Bodsbeck, and Other Tales (Vol. 1 of 2)Hogg, James
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The Brownie of Bodsbeck, and Other Tales (Vol. 1 of 2)
Hogg, James
Scotland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Ingles came staggering up with them. “Weel, Master Skinflint, what say
you to it the day? This is a pleasant journey, is it not? Eh?—I say,
Master, what do they call you! Peal–an’–eat, answer me in this—you
see—I say—Is it not delightful? Eh?”
“Certainly, sir,” said the weaver, who wished to be quit of him; “very
delightful to those who feel it so.”
“_Feel_ it so!—D‑‑n you, sirrah, what do you mean by that? Do you know
who you are speaking to? Eh?—Answer me in this—What do you mean by
_Feel it so_? Eh?”
“I meant nothing,” returned the weaver, somewhat snappishly, “but that
kind of respect which I always pay to gentry like you.”
“Gentry like me!—D‑‑n you, sir, if you speak such a—Eh?—Gentry like
me!—I’ll spit you like a cock pheasant—Eh? Have you any of them in
Galloway? Answer me in this, will you? Eh?”
“I’ll answer any reasonable thing, sir,” said the poor weaver.
“Hout! never head the creature, man,” said Walter; “it’s a poor drunken
senseless beast of a thing.”
Ingles fixed his reeling unsteady eyes upon him, filled with drunken
rage—walked on, spitting and looking across the way for a considerable
space—“What the devil of a whig camel is this?” said he, crossing over
to Walter’s side. “Drunken senseless beast of a thing! Holm, did you
hear that?—Macwhinny, did you?—Eh? I’ll scorn to shoot the cusser,
though I could do it—Eh? But I’ll kick him like a dog—Eh?—Take that,
and that, will you? Eh?” And so saying, he kicked our proud–hearted and
independant Goodman of Chapelhope with his plebeian foot, staggering
backward each time he struck.
Walter’s spirit could not brook this; and disregardful of all
consequences, he wheeled about with his face toward him, dragging the
weaver round with a jerk, as a mastiff sometimes does a spaniel that is
coupled to him; and, as Ingles threw up his foot to kick him on the
belly, he followed up his heel with his foot, giving him such a fling
upwards as made him whirl round in the air like a reel. He fell on his
back, and lay motionless; on which, several of the party of soldiers
levelled their muskets at Walter. “Ay, shoot,” said he, setting up his
boardly breast to them—“Shoot at me if you dare, the best o’ ye.”
The soldiers cocked their pieces.
“Your Colonel himsel durstna wrang a hair o’ my head, though fain he
wad hae done sae, without first gieing me ower to his betters—Let me
see if a scullion amang ye a’ dare do mair than he.”
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