The Burning Spear: Being the Experiences of Mr. John Lavender in the Time of WarGalsworthy, John
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The Burning Spear: Being the Experiences of Mr. John Lavender in the Time of War
Galsworthy, John
World War, 1914-1918 -- Humor, caricatures, etc.
“I have come to see you,” began the lady with a peculiar sinuous smile,
“as a public man and a patriot.”
Mr. Lavender bowed, and the lady went on: “I am in very great trouble.
The fact is, my sister's husband's sister is married to a German.”
“Is it possible, madam?” murmured Mr. Lavender, crossing his knees, and
joining the tips of his fingers.
“Yes,” resumed the lady, “and what's more, he is still at large.”
Mr. Lavender, into whose mind there had instantly rushed a flood of
public utterances, stood gazing at her haggard face in silent sympathy.
“You may imagine my distress, sir, and the condition of my conscience,”
pursued the lady, “when I tell you that my sister's husband's sister is
a very old friend of mine—and, indeed, so was this German. The two are
a very attached young couple, and, being childless, are quite wrapped
up in each other. I have come to you, feeling it my duty to secure his
internment.”
Mr. Lavender, moved by the human element in her words, was about to say,
“But why, madam?” when the lady continued:
“I have not myself precisely heard him speak well of his country.
But the sister of a friend of mine who was having tea in their house
distinctly heard him say that there were two sides to every question,
and that he could not believe all that was said in the English papers.
“Dear me!” said Mr. Lavender, troubled; “that is serious.”
“Yes,” went on the lady; “and on another occasion my sister's husband
himself heard him remark that a man could not help loving his country
and hoping that it would win.”
“But that is natural,” began Mr. Lavender.
“What!” said the lady, nearly rising, “when that country is Germany?”
The word revived Mr. Lavender's sense of proportion.
“True,” he said, “true. I was forgetting for the moment. It is
extraordinary how irresponsible one's thoughts are sometimes. Have you
reason to suppose that he is dangerous?”
“I should have thought that what I have said might have convinced you,”
replied the lady reproachfully; “but I don't wish you to act without
satisfying yourself. It is not as if you knew him, of course. I have
easily been able to get up an agitation among his friends, but I should
not expect an outsider—so I thought if I gave you his address you could
form your own opinion.”
“Yes,” murmured Mr. Lavender, “yes. It is in the last degree undesirable
that any man of German origin should remain free to work possible harm
to our country. There is no question in this of hatred or of mere rabid
patriotism,” he went on, in a voice growing more and more far-away; “it
is largely the A. B. C. of common prudence.”
“I ought to say,” interrupted his visitor, “that we all thought him, of
course, an honourable man until this war, or we should not have been his
friends. He is a dentist,” she added, “and, I suppose, may be said to
be doing useful work, which makes it difficult. I suggest that you go to
him to have a tooth out.”
Mr. Lavender quivered, and insensibly felt his teeth.
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