"Gentlemen!" he said, "this must stop right here. None of us can afford
to pursue the miserable affair further. We should all be ashamed that a
young lady’s name has been used in this discussion at all, and
especially in such a manner was it unpardonable! Mr. Smith certainly
forgot himself; and while Mr. Rutledge acted from a chivalrous impulse
he will learn when he is older that a blow usually advertises rather
than suppresses an insult to a woman."
It began to dawn upon Mr. Smith by this time that he had committed a
woeful breach of good manners, and with a parvenu’s awe of "propriety"
he was more than anxious to have the affair hushed up. None the less did
he wish to keep secret his knockdown. He got out as quietly as possible
in search of a surgeon. Rutledge retired with Calhoun, who slapped him
on the back as they went down the corridor and whispered, "Good old boy!
Served him right, the damn dog."
Senator Ruffin sent for the attendant who had left the committee-room as
soon as quiet was restored, and bought his silence with a five-dollar
bill. This honest man was true to his promise to keep his mouth shut,
but he overlooked informing the Senator that he had already given the
first of his co-labourers he met in the hall a fragmentary account of
the mix-up. He had given the names only of Senators Ruffin and Killam,
as he did not know the others, all of whom he thought were members of
the Lower House.
The reporters were on the trail in an hour. They interviewed the
Senators, but these were dumb. They found that the Senate attendant who
had his information second-hand was the only source of news supply. What
this fellow lacked in knowledge, however, he supplied out of his
imagination; and the details grew and multiplied as different reporters
interviewed him. At best there was much to be supplied by the young
gentlemen of the press, and the result was as many different stories as
there were men on the job. The nearest any of them got to the truth was
to say that two Congressmen had been discussing the negro question and
had come to blows because some woman’s name had been dragged in, and
that one had broken the other’s jaw. This much in the evening papers.
By the next morning the newspaper ferrets had located all the actors and
eye-witnesses and gave their names to the public. Fortunately the
attendant had not caught Smith’s remark but only his rebuke by Senator
Ruffin. So that the public knew only that Evans Rutledge had unset or
broken the jaw of Congressman Smith because of some improper use of a
young lady’s name. Whose, none of the gentlemen would say.
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