"By my faith, ’twas well done, young master! You’ll make the best lance of them all. But, when all’s said and done, that’s not much praise neither." "You’re a bit grumpy this morning--Tom," said Dicky Cheke. "What’s gone wrong? Has Polly Bremeskate been unkind to thee?" "Now, Master Cheke, mind your work, and let me have none of your sauce," said Tom o’ Kingston, who was supposed to cherish a fatal passion for this very buxom and florid spinster, who was the inheritor of certain lands and tenements sufficient to be a powerful attraction, over and above her other charms, to the yeomen of the island. Her suitors therefore were numerous, and she gave herself airs of importance becoming in one so happily placed. Dicky and Maurice went through the performance very well, and after the exercise had been repeated several times, the little group was joined by the Breton knight and Sir John Trenchard. The arrival of these important spectators caused the performers to try their best, and even the stolid Willie was roused into something like emulation. "How do they tackle to their work, Master Tom?" asked Sir John. "There’s naught amiss, Sir John, with Master Bowerman and Lisle; they’ll bear themselves well enough--leastways the last-named gentleman will; and so, for their size, will the other two young masters. But as for Master Newenhall, you’d as well mount Betty the scullery wench on Jenny the donkey, and give her a broomstick, as let him ride among press of knights." "Go in, boys, and don your breastpieces, brassarts, gauntlets, and burgonets, and get your targets. This worshipful knight and I would see how you can bear yourselves in a tilt." It was delightful news to all the pages, except Willie Newenhall, who in his heart detested the whole thing, and would much rather have sat at the window where Lady Trenchard’s maids were looking at the sports, than have been down there, jeered at by the others, and with a strong probability of receiving hard knocks. If only he could gossip, he was happy. He could scarcely open his mouth among men, but with a garrulous woman--if only she were married, or beyond the chance of having designs upon himself--he was quite at home, and would discuss by the hour the latest fashion in ’cotes hardies,’ or ’furbelows,’ or any other of the mysteries usually never spoken of by men, or, if referred to at all, mentioned with bated breath, as though conscious of venturing on unknown ground, and with the usual result of bringing ridicule upon themselves, by the utter ignorance they displayed. But not so with Willie. He was as much at home when discussing women’s dress or idle gossip and scandal, as his companions were at handling the lance or throwing the bar.