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He would here bow twice or thrice each to the Menzies-Leghs, who after
staring at him in some natural surprise--for what excuse could the man
possibly have?--get up and greet him with solemn dignity, both bowing,
but neither offering to shake hands.
Pastor, bowing again profoundly, and still holding his hat in his hand,
repeats: “My name is Schultz.”
Menzies-Legh (who it must be remembered is for the moment a noble
German) would probably here say under his breath: “And mine, thank God,
is not”--but probably not quite loud enough (being extremely correct)
for the pastor to hear, and would then mention his own name, with its
title, Fürst Graf, or Baron, explaining that the lady with him was his
wife.
More bows from the pastor, profounder if possible than before.
Pastor: “I beseech the _Herrschaften_ to forgive my thus appearing, and
fervently hope they will not consider me obtrusive, or in any way take
it amiss.”
Mrs. Menzies-Legh (now a Gräfin at the least): “Will not the Herr Pastor
seat himself?”
Pastor, with every appearance of being overcome: “Oh, a thousand
thanks--the gracious lady is too good--if I may really be permitted to
sit--an instant--after so shamelessly----”
He is waved by Menzies-Legh, as he still hesitates, with stately
courtesy, into the third chair, into which he sinks, but not until he
sees the _Herrschaften_ are in the act of sinking too.
Mrs. Menzies-Legh, gracefully explaining Menzies-Legh’s greenness and
silence: “My husband is not very well to-day.”
Pastor, with every sign of liveliest interest and compassion: “Oh, that
indeed makes me sorry. Has the Herr Graf then perhaps been over-exerting
himself? Has he perhaps contracted a chill? Is he suffering from a
depressed stomach?”
Menzies-Legh, with a stately wave of the hand, naturally unwilling to
reveal the real reason why he is so green: “No--no.”
Mrs. Menzies-Legh: “I was about to refresh him a little with milk. May I
be permitted to pour out a droplet for the Herr Pastor?”
Pastor, again bowing profusely: “The gracious one is much too good. I
could not think of permitting myself----”
Mrs. Menzies-Legh: “But I beg you, Herr Pastor--will you not drink just
a little?”
Pastor: “The gracious one is really very amiable. I would not, however,
be the means of depriving the _Herrschaften_ of their----”
Mrs. Menzies-Legh: “But Herr Pastor, not at all. Truly not at all. Will
you not allow me to pour you out even half a glassful? After the heat of
your walk? And the exertion of conducting the church service?”
Pastor, struggling to get up from the low chair, bow, and take the
proffered glass of milk at one and the same time: “Since the gracious
one is so gracious----”
He takes the glass with a deep bow, having now reached the stage when,
the preliminaries demanded by perfect courtesy being on each side
fulfilled, he is at liberty to do so, but before drinking its contents
turns bowing to Menzies-Legh.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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