Germans -- Travel -- England -- Kent -- Fiction; Humorous stories
I stood in the narrow gangway lighting a cigar, and when I had done
lighting it I realized that I was close to her and alone. One is never
at any time far from anything in these vehicles, but on this occasion
the nearness combined with the privacy suggested that the moment had
arrived for the words I had decided she must hear--kind words, not hard
as I had at first intended, but needful.
I put out my arm, therefore, and proposed to draw her toward me as a
preliminary to peace.
She would not, however, come.
Greatly surprised--for resentment had not till then been one of her
failings--I opened my mouth to speak, but she, before I could do so,
said, “Do you mind not smoking inside the caravan?”
Still more surprised, and indeed amazed (for this was petty) but
determined not to be shaken out of my kindness, I gently began, “Dear
wife----” and was going on when she interrupted me.
“Dear husband,” she said, actually imitating me, “I know what you are
going to say. I always know what you are going to say. I know all the
things you ever can or ever do say.”
She paused a moment, and then added in a firm voice, looking me straight
in the eyes, “By heart.”
And before I could in any way recover my presence of mind she was
through the curtain and down the ladder and had vanished with the
dishcloths in the darkness.
CHAPTER IX
This was rebellion.
But unconsciousness supervened before I had had time to consider how
best to meet it, the unconsciousness of the profound and prolonged sleep
which is the portion of caravaners. I fell into it almost immediately
after her departure, dropping into my berth, a mere worn-out collection
of aching and presently oblivious bones, and remaining in that condition
till she had left the Elsa next morning.
Therefore I had little time for reflection on the new side of her nature
the English atmosphere was bringing out, nor did I all that day find
either the leisure or the privacy necessary for it. I felt, indeed, as I
walked by my horse along roads broad and roads narrow, roads straight
and roads winding, roads flat and convenient and roads hilly and
tiresome, my eyes fixed principally on the ground, for if I looked up
there were only hedges and in front of me only the broad back of the
Ailsa blocking up any view there might be, I felt a numb sensation
stealing over me, a kind of dull patience, such as I have observed (for
I see most things) to be the leading characteristic of a team of oxen,
a tendency becoming more marked with every mile toward the merely
bovine.
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