The Cassowary; What Chanced in the Cleft MountainsWaterloo, Stanley
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The Cassowary; What Chanced in the Cleft Mountains
Waterloo, Stanley
Love stories; Railroad travel -- Fiction; Storytelling -- Fiction
"Well, it may or may not," was the response of a youth named Malvern,
one of the group; "but eating six quail in one day, or thirty quail in
six days, is not the matter under discussion. One of the most exquisite
forms of torture known to the Chinese, is to bind a prisoner so that he
cannot move his head, and then, from a reservoir above, allow drop after
drop of water to fall upon his head. At first it is nothing, but,
finally, there comes an uncomfortable sensation, then pain, and, in the
end, an exquisite agony. The victim dies or goes insane. A barrel of
water poured upon him at once would not have affected him at all. So it
is with eating thirty quail in thirty days. It is the monotony for all
those days--the thing that cannot be avoided--that tells."
"Bah!" said Graham. "I don't take your view of the case. I've the
courage of my convictions, and I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I
will eat thirty quail in thirty days, breakfasting here at nine o'clock
each morning and eating my quail then."
"Done!" was the prompt reply. "You're not the only fellow who has the
courage of his convictions. We'll appoint a committee of observation,
and breakfast here together regularly. There'll be fun in the thing,
whatever the outcome."
The committee was appointed, and the next morning saw a hilarious group
seated about the table. Graham was full of confidence and jest. He
ordered his quail broiled, and his companions, out of compliment,
ordered the same thing. It was a breakfast enjoyed by all. Here follows
a summary of what happened on succeeding mornings:
Breakfast Second.--Graham came in, still confident, and had a good
appetite, as appeared when he ordered broiled quail again and ate it
with much gusto. Of the five men at table two ate quail as well; the
others ordered beefsteak.
Breakfast Third.--Graham's serenity was still unruffled. He ate his
quail broiled, as usual, and seemed to enjoy it, but he noticed that
none of his friends took quail. "I must have variety," said one of them.
Breakfast Fourth--Graham said he must have indulged in too much
champagne the night before. He ordered his quail roasted for a change,
and ate it slowly--the committee of three watching him like hawks, to
see that he picked the bones clean.
Breakfast Fifth.--The events of the meal were almost identical with
those of the day before, save that Graham required a little more time in
which to consume his bird.
Breakfast Sixth.--Graham declared that, after all, we were behind the
English in our manner of cooking birds. They boiled two fowls to our
one. He ordered his quail boiled and picked away at it with some energy.
He certainly cleaned the bones with more ease than before.
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