The Cassowary; What Chanced in the Cleft MountainsWaterloo, Stanley
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The Cassowary; What Chanced in the Cleft Mountains
Waterloo, Stanley
Love stories; Railroad travel -- Fiction; Storytelling -- Fiction
Pat, who was an excellent janitor, in charge of a big bank building,
with men under him, had aspirations. He wanted to become a policeman.
The place he held was a good one and most men of his class would have
been contented, but Pat was not. He was dissatisfied with the monotonous
indoor life and decided that to be on the "foorce" was the only thing
for him. He was a fine fellow, overflowing with energy and full of
persistence, he would not, however advised, abandon the idea. He was a
tall, muscular man and, aside from the qualities already mentioned, was
possessed of good sense and was of excellent habits. He had friends
among the tenants of the big structure over the care of which he
presided and when, realizing that to attain the object of his desire
some strong alliance would be necessary he appealed for aid to an
occupant of one of the offices in the building, a young man, who, if not
in politics as a business, knew something of the game, he met with no
discouragement.
"I'll do what I can, Pat," said Wheaton.
The Municipal Civil Service Commission had just been established in the
City and was yet "wobbly" and, to a degree, swayed by political
influences. Under the direction of Wheaton, who decided to see fair
play, Pat underwent the usual preliminary examination, passed admirably
as to all questions and would have passed physically, as well, but for
his weight, or rather the lack of it. The required weight for a
policeman of his height was one hundred and sixty-five pounds; Pat
weighed only one hundred and fifty, for he was as gaunt as an
Australian. Other men lacking as many pounds of the weight nominally
demanded had secured places with no difficulty, but Pat was not desired
by those in authority. His political views were not of the right sort
for the examiners and his manner showed his independence. Fortunately
for him, the first examination was only a preliminary--(A delay allowed
the politicians time to select their men among the many)--and a second
and final one was announced to take place four weeks after the first.
Pat came to his friend almost with tears in his eyes:
"Oi'm done fur," said he.
"What's the matter?" demanded Wheaton.
"Oi'm fifteen pounds short," said Pat.
"How long before the next examination?"
"Four wakes."
"Pshaw," said Wheaton. "We'll fix it, yet. I'm not going to let those
fellows squeeze you out. Will you do just as I tell you?"
"Oi will, begobs!" was the sturdy answer.
"Well you must begin to-morrow morning. You've got two sub-janitors,
haven't you?"
"Oi have," said Pat.
"You can make them do all the work, if you want to, can't you?"
"Oi can that!"
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