The Catholic World, Vol. 16, October 1872-March 1873Various
Religion
The Catholic World, Vol. 16, October 1872-March 1873
Various
Catholic Church -- Periodicals
When night came on, Juan and Ramona took their supper like a couple of
princes in their little dining‐room, and soon after laid them down in
their beautiful bed. They both slept well, particularly Juan, who stirred
neither hand nor foot the whole night through.
Ramona began to find fault the very next day, and Juan noticed that every
night her sleep was more disturbed.
“Woman, what the devil is the matter with you, that all night long you are
twisting like a reel?” asked Juan, one morning. “Why, there are no fleas
here as there were in the stable.”
“Fleas hinder my sleep very little.”
“Well, then, what hinders it, woman?”
“What hinders it? Your stupidity in asking the emperor so little hinders
it.”
“In the name of the Father, and of the Son!... And you still think it
little that I have asked, and he granted us?”
“Yes, indeed I do. This little house is so small that one can scarcely
turn in it; and if to‐morrow or some other day we have children, what
shall we do with them in a hut like this?”
“Say what you like about it, there is no help for it now.”
“Perhaps there may be.”
“And how, I should like to know?”
“Going back and seeing his majesty, and telling him to give us a larger
house, of course.”
“Go to Jericho, woman. You don’t catch me going on an errand of that
kind!”
“Well, go you shall, then; or we’ll see who is master here.”
“But, wife, don’t you see that my very face would drop from me with
shame?”
“Now, that’s enough of talk on the matter. All you have to do is, run
along to the palace as fast as you can, if you care to have a quiet time
of it.”
“Well, well; since you wish it, I’ll go.”
Juan, who did not possess an ounce of will of his own—a thing which is the
greatest misfortune that can befall a husband who is not blessed with such
a wife as God ordained for him—set out once more on his road towards the
palace of the emperor.
“Indeed,” said he to himself, with more fear than shame, “it is very
possible he will send me down‐stairs head foremost, because it is only
natural that this abuse of his good‐nature will prove too much, even for
him. And it will serve me right for my unfortunate weakness of character.”
Juan’s fears were not realized. So soon as he sought an audience with his
majesty it was granted, and the emperor asked him, with a smiling face:
“How goes it at the little white house?”
“Not badly, sire!”
“And your wife, how does she find herself there?”
“Not badly, sire, but your majesty knows what the women are. Give ’em an
inch, they’ll take an ell. My wife, under present circumstances, hasn’t a
flaw in her; but she says that, if to‐morrow or the day after we have
youngsters, we shall all be crowded there like bees in a bottle.”
“You are right. So she wants, of course, a house a little larger?”
“You’ve just hit it, sire!”
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