Two local ladies hindered us at decoration and we could not get rid of
them, as they had pulled their gardens about to give us flowers. But we
had to make a rule that we wouldn't allow gentlemen in the church during
decorations. It upset Miss Weeks so that she hammered her fingers
instead of the nails, and put flowers into the men's button-holes
instead of threading them into the altar-rails, in fits of absence. Miss
Day, the other young lady, agreed with Christina that one must really
keep a firm hand on Miss Weeks, and that she herself didn't care for so
many men-folk about, talking their nonsense, and interfering with steady
work, but she was sorry, her sailor cousin had just come home and she
_reely_ could not spare more than half-an-hour every other day away from
him! We were only decorating for three days.
During the half-hour she did come, however, she and Miss Weeks got on
very badly, finding they could not work together, and they had it out in
the middle aisle every five minutes or so. Christina and Ariadne had
taken the chancel, while these two were responsible for the font, so we
did not get mixed up so very much. But when Miss Weeks boxed Miss Day's
ears with a Scarborough lily, and Miss Day retorted with a double
dahlia, the Vicar interposed, and ordered them out of his church just
as the cook orders me out of her kitchen, and it is about as much their
own, in either case.
Then we had some peace, and the Vicar used to come himself (he has no
wife), and worked very hard at handing flowers to Ariadne, who did not
look half bad on top of a ladder, a little weak and tottery, so that she
had to be steadied by a strong hand now and then.
At home there was cooking to be done, cakes and pies and things for the
village ball and tea-treat. We both cooked. Christina says there is a
want of concentration about us, and that the trail of the flour-bin is
all over her best chairs. She says it to callers to amuse them and to
make them think her witty. Though really, Ariadne's untidiness is
trying. We find baking-powder in our workboxes, and currants as
book-markers, and butter--well, everywhere but in the butter-dish!
Ariadne goes about with white hair, and Peter Ball complains that the
door-handles are sticky. He says that Ariadne's cakes, when made, will
form a capital hunting lunch, sustaining if eaten, and capable of
breaking the nastiest fall.
Christina's cook (cooks are the same, I see, all over the world!) gave
her annual notice which is never taken any notice of, just before the
Festival, when all the servants are so overworked that they get
fractious. Luckily this time something happened to put them in a tearing
good temper again. Farmer Dale died, and Christina blessed him for
giving us a good funeral to cheer the household up a bit. So the status
was preserved.
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