Ariadne woke up with a plan, and after Simon had gone back to his
friends at Henderland without proposing, and a hearty breakfast, we went
out into the village and bought sixpenny-worth of beeswax, and pinched
it into the shape of a skinny woman like Lady Scilly as near as we
could. Then we laid it in a drawer on one of Ariadne's best silk ties,
and we stuck a pin into it every day. I don't know if it did Lady Scilly
any harm, but it did Ariadne a great deal of good. She looked down the
columns of the _Morning Post_ every day to see if Lady Scilly was ill,
or perhaps even dead? When we left Rattenraw she gave the waxen image to
Christina, and asked her to be good enough to finish up the boxful of
best short whites on it. Christina promised faithfully that she would,
and said that we might rely on her, as she had a little private spite of
her own to work off on that lady. I knew what it was, _i. e._ Lady
Scilly's having tried to flirt with Peter, or at least Christina thinks
that she did. Wives always think that only let them get into the same
room with them, other women make a bee-line for their own particular
dull husbands! Christina is nice, but she is just like another wife when
it comes to preserving Peter.
The Squire saw us off, with an enormous bouquet, that we put under the
seat, having started, and forgot. So did Ariadne forget the Squire. One
can only hope that after a decent interval he will marry Grace Paterson.
She is a substantial farmer's daughter, in spite of her thinking she can
write. But she can wring a fowl's neck, and make butter, two things that
Ariadne never would be able to do, the one from disgust and the other
from native incompetence and a hot hand. As regards the Squire's
position, Grace is very nearly a lady, and he is very nearly not a
gentleman, so it ought to turn out all right.
CHAPTER XVIII
Lady Scilly has had three nervous chills this autumn, and one motor
spill and a half, so I think that the sixpence was well spent on
beeswax. Christina in her letter to us said that she had stuck the
figure so full of pins that it had fallen apart, whereupon she had
consumed the bits before a slow fire, muttering incantations the while.
I asked her what she did say, afterwards, and she said that "Devil!
Devil! Devil!" repeated quite steadily till it melted, seemed all that
was necessary, and that the simplest, strongest incantations were the
best.
Simon Hermyre comes here very often to call on Mother, whom he likes, if
possible, better than Ariadne. He says that she is like Cigarette in a
novel of Ouida's. I believe Cigarette was a Vivandière. I suppose it is
Mother's neat figure makes him think of her as Cigarette. Simon adores
Ouida, and Doré is his favourite artist. He has "that beautiful Pilate's
wife's Dream" hung over his bed at home, he says. I always think it
looks like a woman going down into her own coal-cellar and awfully
afraid of beetles!
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