Poor Ben, he may as well make himself useful, for he certainly isn't
ornamental just now. He can't speak, he can only croak, and though he
isn't very big, he seems to have the power of burrowing inside himself
and bringing up a great voice like a steam-roller. He is not a manly
man, yet, but he certainly is a boily boy. He has got some spots on his
face that he thinks much bigger than they really are, and he keeps them
and himself out of sight as much as possible. He says just now he
doesn't care at all what he does, he doesn't even mind playing servant
for a bit, if George would like it. Mother tells him he is a good boy
and the comfort of her life, and that if she can manage it, she will get
him sent to college after this, only he had better please the mammon of
unrighteousness all he can. So he means to be a good valet to the
Mammon.
The Fylingdales Hotel is in the best part of the town, on the East
Cliff, and they dine late there every evening, and don't pull the blinds
down, and the townspeople walk backwards and forwards, and watch the
people dining at seven-thirty, dressed in their nudity. I think evening
dress looks quite wrong at the seaside. Aunt Gerty and Mother put on a
different blouse every evening, and look nice and cosy and comfortable,
though George does say sarcastic things about the tyranny of the blouse,
and the way Aunt Gerty will call it Blowse. I wash my face, that is all
the dressing _I_ do. Ben puts on an old smoker of George's, and flattens
out his hair to support the character of being the only gentleman of the
party, unless Mr. Aix is there to supper, and the less said about Mr.
Aix's clothes the better.
Ben makes boats all day, when he isn't in one, and Ariadne makes poetry.
Her one idea, having come to the sea for her health, is to avoid it,
and seek the rather scrubby sort of woods which is all you can expect at
the seaside. So every afternoon nearly we take a donkey to Ruswarp or to
Cock Mill, and "ride and tie." We used to pick out a very smart donkey,
but a very naughty one. He was called Bishop Beck, perhaps for that
reason, and he went slow,--that was to be expected, but when he stopped
quite still and wouldn't move for an hour or more in the middle of Cock
Mill Wood, long, long after one had stopped beating him (for he looked
at us and made us feel ridiculous), Ariadne said she would rather do
without adventitious aid of this kind, for it interfered with her
afflatus.
She walks up and down in the wood paths, finding rhymes, which seems the
hardest part of poetry.
"Dreams--streams--gleams--" she goes on.
"Breams?" I suggest.
"Not a poetical image!"
"It isn't an image, it is a fish."
"It won't do. Am I writing this poem or are you?"
I don't argue. It doesn't really matter much how Ariadne's poems turn
out. Being Papa's daughter she is sure to find a hearty reception for
her initial volume of verse.
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