Then all the shops came out with portraits of Irene, in "smalls" as Dick
Turpin, and Irene as "The Pumpeydore," and Irene as Greek Slave, and
Irene in Venus. They had her on picture postcards too in all the
principal stationers' windows. I should have thought she would have been
ashamed to walk down the street, hung with her own likeness like a row
of looking-glasses that reflected her. But these very languid--what Aunt
Gerty calls "la-di-dah" sort of people--can stand anything, so long as
it's public.
When she wasn't dressed up as Turpin or Pompadour or Venus, she was just
a tall, thin, and ragged-looking woman. She had red lips that stuck out
a long, long way, and crinkly red hair, and large eyes like two
gig-lamps coming at you down the street. She generally had a dog with
her, and its lead kept getting twisted round the wheels of carts, and
round my father's legs as he walked along Skinner Street beside her. He
wouldn't have stood that from any one but a popular favourite.
I was walking along behind them a few days after she came, with Aunt
Gerty. They stopped at Truelove's and looked at the picture-postcards.
She became very serious all at once.
"I must go in and procure Myself!" she said to George, sniggling. In
they went, and Aunt Gerty and I walked in after them. Mrs. Truelove's
shop and library are very dark. As for the morality of it, we had as
good a right to buy picture-postcards as they, and, as I had ascertained
from other rencounters of this kind, George knows very well how to
ignore his family when needful for his policy. I do not resent it, for
one never knows how a daughter's presence may interfere with a father's
plans and arrangements, and I am sure I don't want to injure his sales!
Irene turned over all the cards, including the Venus set, and did not
approve of them, especially of the ones where she is turning away her
face altogether.
"The blighted idiot!" she said, meaning I suppose the photographer, "has
completely missed my beautiful Botticelli back! The effect is decidedly
meretricious. I am a very good woman. Ah, these are better!"
She had got hold of some of herself in a spoon bonnet and long jacket,
and she sang out loud, while Aunt Gerty's open mouth betrayed her shock
at her audacity--
"Oh, I'm Contrition Eliza,
And she's Salvation Jane.
We once were wrong, we now are right,
We'll never go wrong again."
"I can't quite promise that, alas! My friends won't let me. I will send
Salvation Jane to Lord R----y, a very dear old friend of mine. A dozen
dozen, please; isn't that a gross? Oh, what a naughty word! Will you
pay, Mr. Vero-Taylor?"
"Good business!" said my Aunt. "Let me see? How much has she rooked
him?"
"Please don't ask me to do sums," said I. "Besides, George has a perfect
right to do as he pleases with his own money!"
George paid cheerfully, and then asked for some cards with cats on them.
"Whatever do you want them for?" asked Irene. (He never lets me say
whatever.)
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