“Fiddle! he flung bouquets at you, Saxe.!” retorted Sheldon. “He’ll have
the government present you with an advanced _Propellier_—invented
centuries ago by himself—all for towing us safely across the Pole.
Traveling in crystal won’t be bad—I’ll be in full possession of the
fresh water supply, Saunders’ll have his star fenced in, and
Sally—well—er—Sally will have nothing to show—a dead romance—sweet
remembrance—and a devout thankfulness he’s well out of it.”
“Say, don’t worry about me,” I cried; “and—drop the subject all around.
The Centaurians are great people, their reception of us was superb, and
criticising them not quite up to—er—par. For instance,” I concluded,
pointing to the clouds enveloping us, “admire the—ahem!—scenery.”
“Yes, oh, yes; scenery!” mocked Sheldon:
“‘Clouds above,
Clouds to the left,
Clouds in front of us,
Vollied and thundered.’
Heard that years ago at a club entertainment—great thing, club
entertainments—something from ‘The Dandy Fifth,’ recited by a badly
frightened female who, at regular intervals, bawled: ‘Hurry, oh, hurry!’
Fine thing ‘The Dandy Fifth.’”
“Now I wonder why it’s necessary to travel in these clouds?” Saunders
testily inquired. Sheldon was about to reply wittily when several
hurrying forms loomed up through the mist. We were conducted to the
lower deck and into a gorgeous dining-room where refreshments of fruit,
heavy little cakes and mild wine was served, including the information
that Centur would be reached one hour after noon. We were shown every
courtesy and greatly entertained by the brilliant wit of these men—but
we learned nothing. It is wonderful how much can be said with so little
imparted, but Saunders finally losing patience, testily inquired why we
traveled so high in the clouds, and expressed a wish to view the earth
we sailed over. At once orders were given for the lowering of the ship
and amid bellowed commands and uneasy sounds of tightening, straining
cables, and whirring, fluttering sails, the ship suddenly slanted
sickeningly, waveringly floated, then gradually resumed the former
swift, even travel, and we were invited on deck.
A gale was blowing, whistling, shrieking icily through the riggings. We
sailed over a vast ocean of mountainous waves whose spray dashed high,
forming a wall of vapor reaching the clouds. The sensation was
terrifying, elevated in this dense moisture. The roaring ocean beneath
and oppressive, leaden clouds above—a terrifying insecurity impressive
of our insignificance. What are we after all? Mere species of atom
forming this turbulent system of entirety.
My friends, unusually silent, thoughtful, and shivering with
nervousness, gloomily listened to the affably confident Centaurians.
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