The Certain Hour (Dizain des Poëtes)Cabell, James Branch
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The Certain Hour (Dizain des Poëtes)
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Short stories
He smiled now over Paul Vanderhoffen's rage. "Since the situation is
tragic, let us approach it in an appropriate spirit of frivolity. My
circumstances bully me. And I succumb to irrationality, as rational
persons invariably end by doing. But, oh, dear me! oh, Osiris,
Termagaunt, and Zeus! to think there are at least a dozen other
ne'er-do-wells alive who would prefer to make a mess of living as a
grand-duke rather than as a scribbler in Grub Street! Well, well! the
jest is not of my contriving, and the one concession a sane man will
never yield the universe is that of considering it seriously."
And he strode on, resolved to be Prince Fribble to the last.
"Frivolity," he said, "is the smoked glass through which a civilized
person views the only world he has to live in. For, otherwise, he
could not presume to look upon such coruscations of insanity and remain
unblinded."
This heartened him, as a rounded phrase will do the best of us. But
by-and-bye,
"Frivolity," he groaned, "is really the cheap mask incompetence claps
on when haled before a mirror."
And at Leamington Manor he found her strolling upon the lawn. It was
an ordered, lovely scene, steeped now in the tranquillity of evening.
Above, the stars were losing diffidence. Below, and within arms'
reach, Mildred Claridge was treading the same planet on which he
fidgeted and stuttered.
Something in his heart snapped like a fiddle-string, and he was
entirely aware of this circumstance. As to her eyes, teeth, coloring,
complexion, brows, height and hair, it is needless to expatiate. The
most painstaking inventory of these chattels would necessarily be
misleading, because the impression which they conveyed to him was that
of a bewildering, but not distasteful, transfiguration of the universe,
apt as a fanfare at the entrance of a queen.
But he would be Prince Fribble to the last. And so, "Wait just a
moment, please," he said, "I want to harrow up your soul and freeze
your blood."
Wherewith he suavely told her everything about Paul Vanderhoffen's
origin and the alternatives now offered him, and she listened without
comment.
"Ai! ai!" young Vanderhoffen perorated; "the situation is complete. I
have not the least desire to be Grand-Duke of Saxe-Kesselberg. It is
too abominably tedious. But, if I do not join in with Desmarets, who
has the guy-ropes of a restoration well in hand, I must inevitably
be--removed, as the knave phrases it. For as long as I live, I will be
an insuperable barrier between Augustus and his Sophia. Otototoi!" he
wailed, with a fine tone of tragedy, "the one impossible achievement in
my life has always been to convince anybody that it was mine to dispose
of as I elected!"
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