“So it does, my lord. Thank your lordship for thinking of me,” added
Jenkins, as the bishop said good afternoon, and pursued his way. And
then, and not till then, did Jenkins put on his hat again.
“Mr. Arthur, would you be so kind as not to say anything to my wife
about my being poorly?” asked Jenkins, as they drew near to his home.
“She’d be perhaps, for saying I should not go again yet to the office;
and a pretty dilemma that would put me in, Mr. Galloway being absent.
She’d get so fidgety, too: she kills me with kindness, if she thinks I
am ill. The broth and arrowroot, and other messes, sir, that she makes
me swallow, are untellable.”
“All right,” said Arthur.
But the intention was frustrated. Who should be standing at the
shop-door but Mrs. Jenkins herself. She saw them before they saw her,
and she saw that her husband looked like a ghost, and was supported by
Arthur. Of course, she drew her own conclusions; and Mrs. Jenkins was
one who did not allow her conclusions to be set aside. When Jenkins
found that he was seen and suspected, he held out no longer, but
honestly confessed the worst--that he had been taken with a giddiness.
“Of course,” said Mrs. Jenkins, as she pushed a chair here and another
there, partly in temper, partly to free the narrow passage through the
shop to the parlour. “I have been expecting nothing less all day. Every
group of footsteps slower than usual, I have thought it was a shutter
arriving and you on it, dropped dead from exhaustion. Would you
believe”--turning short round on Arthur Channing--“that he has been such
a donkey as to fast from breakfast time? And with that cough upon him!”
“Not quite so fast, my dear,” deprecated Jenkins. “I ate the paper of
sandwiches.”
“Paper of rubbish!” retorted Mrs. Jenkins. “What good do sandwiches do
a weakly man? You might eat a ton-load, and be none the better for it.
Well, Jenkins, you may take your leave of having your own way.”
Poor Jenkins might have deferentially intimated that he never did have
it. Mrs. Jenkins resumed:
“He said he’d carry a sandwich with him this morning, instead of coming
home to dinner. I said, ‘No.’ And afterwards I was such a simpleton
as to yield! And here’s the effects of it! Sit yourself down in the
easy-chair,” she added, taking Jenkins by the arms and pushing him into
it. “And I’ll make the tea now,” concluded she, turning to the table
where the tea-things were set out. “There’s some broiled fowl coming up
for you.”
“I don’t feel as if I could eat this evening,” Jenkins ventured to say.
“_Not eat_!” she repeated with emphasis. “You had better eat--that’s
all. I don’t want to have you falling down exhausted here, as you did in
the Boundaries.”
“And as soon as you have had your tea, you should go to bed,” put in
Arthur.
“I can’t, sir. I have three or four hours’ work at that deed. It must be
done.”
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