The moonlight shone peacefully on the Boundaries, and the conspirators
were stealing up, by ones and twos, to their place of meeting, round the
dark trunks of the elm trees. Fine as it was overhead, it was less so
under-foot. The previous day, you may remember, had been a wet one, the
night had been wet, and also the morning of the present day. Schoolboys
are not particularly given to reticence, and a few more than the
original conspirators had been taken into the plot. They were winding up
now, in the weird moonlight, for the hour was approaching.
Once more we must pay a visit to Mr. Ketch in his lodge, at his supper
hour. Mr. Ketch had changed his hour for that important meal. Growing
old with age or with lumbago, he found early rest congenial to his
bones, as he informed his friends: so he supped at seven, and retired
betimes. Since the trick played him in the summer, he had taken to have
his pint of ale brought to him; deeming it more prudent not to leave
his lodge and the keys, to fetch it. This was known to the boys, and it
rendered their plans a little more difficult.
Mr. Ketch, I say, sat in his lodge, having locked up the cloisters about
an hour before, sneezing and wheezing, for he was suffering from a
cold, caught the previous day in the wet. He was spelling over a weekly
twopenny newspaper, borrowed from the public-house, by the help of a
flaring tallow candle, and a pair of spectacles, of which one glass was
out. Cynically severe was he over everything he read, as you know it was
in the nature of Mr. Ketch to be. As the three-quarters past six chimed
out from the cathedral clock, his door was suddenly opened, and a voice
called out, “Beer!” Mr. Ketch’s ale had arrived.
But the arrival did not give that gentleman pleasure, and he started up
in what, but for the respect we bear him, we might call a fury. Dashing
his one-eyed glasses on the table, he attacked the man.
“What d’ye mean with your ‘beer’ at this time o’ night? It wants a
quarter to seven! Haven’t you no ears? haven’t you no clock at your
place? D’ye think I shall take it in now?”
“Well, it just comes to this,” said the man, who was the brewer at the
public-house, and made himself useful at odd jobs in his spare time:
“if you don’t like to take it in now, you can’t have it at all, of my
bringing. I’m going up to t’other end of the town, and shan’t be back
this side of ten.”
Mr. Ketch, with much groaning and grumbling, took the ale and poured
it into a jug of his own--a handsome jug, that had been in the wars and
lost its spout and handle--giving back the other jug to the man. “You
serve me such a imperant trick again, as to bring my ale a quarter of a
hour aforehand, that’s all!” snarled he.
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