“No need to box him for that,” resented the wife. “The bell _is_
ringing, and I’ll be bound the boy’s right enough. One of them masons
must have fallen asleep in the day, and has just woke up to find himself
shut in. Hope he likes his berth!”
Whatever it might be, ringing the bell, whether magic or mason, of
course it must be seen to; and the sexton hastened out, the cathedral
keys in his hand. He bent his steps towards the front entrance, passing
the cloisters, which, as he knew, would be locked at that hour. “And
that bear of a Ketch won’t hurry himself to unlock them,” soliloquized
he.
He found the front gates surrounded. The bell had struck upon the
wondering ears of many living within the precincts of the cathedral, who
flocked out to ascertain the reason. Amongst others, the college boys
were coming up in troops.
“Now, good people, please--by your leave!” cried the sexton. “Let me get
to the gates.”
They made way for the man and his ponderous keys, and entrance to the
college was gained. The sexton was beginning a sharp reproof to the
“mason,” and the crowd preparing a chorus to it, when they were seized
with consternation, and fell back on each other’s toes. It was the
Bishop of Helstonleigh, in his laced-up hat and apron, who walked forth.
The sexton humbly snatched off his hat; the college boys raised their
trenchers.
“Thank you all for coming to the rescue,” said the bishop, in a
pleasant tone. “It was not an agreeable situation, to be locked in the
cathedral.”
“My lord,” stammered the sexton, in awe-struck dread, as to whether he
had unwittingly been the culprit: “how did your lordship get locked in?”
“That is what we must inquire into,” replied the bishop.
The next to hobble out was Ketch. In his own fashion, almost ignoring
the presence of the bishop, he made known the tale. It was received with
ridicule. The college boys especially cast mockery upon it, and began
dancing a jig when the bishop’s back was turned. “Let a couple of keys
drop down, and, when picked up, you found them transmogrified into old
rusty machines, made in the year one!” cried Bywater. “_That’s_ very
like a whale, Ketch!”
Ketch tore off to his lodge, as fast as his lumbago allowed him, calling
upon the crowd to come and look at the nail where the keys always hung,
except when in use, and holding out the rusty dissemblers for public
view, in a furious passion.
He dashed open the door. The college boys, pushing before the crowd, and
following on the bishop’s heels--who had probably his own reasons for
wishing to see the solution of the affair--thronged into the lodge.
“There’s the nail, my lord, and there--”
Ketch stopped, dumbfounded. On the nail, hanging by the string, as
quietly as if they had hung for ages, were the cloister keys. Ketch
rubbed his eyes, and stared, and rubbed again. The bishop smiled.
“I told you, Ketch, I thought you must be mistaken, in supposing you
brought the proper keys out.”
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