Arthur burst into laughter when he discovered that it was Harper,
the lay-clerk. This unlucky gentleman, who had been quietly and
inoffensively proceeding up Close Street on his way to service in the
cathedral, was seized upon by Mad Nance by the hands. He was a thin,
weak little man, a very reed in her strong grasp. She shrieked, she
laughed, she danced, she flew with him round and round. He shrieked
also; his hat was off, his wig was gone; and it was half the business of
Mr. Harper’s life to make that wig appear as his own hair. He talked,
he raved, he remonstrated; I am very much afraid that he swore. Mr.
Galloway laughed till the tears ran down his cheeks.
The crowd was parted by an authoritative hand, and the same hand, gentle
now, laid its firmness upon the woman and released the prisoner. It was
Hamish Channing who had come to the rescue, suppressing his mirth as he
best could while he effected it.
“I’ll have the law of her!” panted Harper, as he picked up his hat and
wig. “If there’s justice to be got in Helstonleigh, she shall suffer
for this! It’s a town’s shame to let her go about, molesting peaceable
wayfarers, and shaking the life out of them!”
Something at a distance appeared to attract the attention of the unhappy
woman, and she flew away. Hamish and Mr. Harper were left alone in the
streets, the latter still exploding with wrath, and vowing all sorts of
revenge.
“Put up with it quietly, Harper,” advised Hamish. “She is like a little
child, not accountable for her actions.”
“That’s just like you, Mr. Hamish Channing. If they took your head off,
you’d put up with it! How would you like your wig flung away in the
sight of a whole street?”
“I don’t wear one,” answered Hamish, laughing. “Here’s your hat; not
much damaged, apparently.”
Mr. Harper, settling his wig on his head, and composing himself as he
best could, continued his way to the cathedral, turning his hat about
in his hand, and closely looking at it. Hamish stepped across to Mr.
Galloway’s, meeting that gentleman at the door.
“A good thing you came up as you did, Mr. Hamish. Harper will remember
Mad Nance for a year to come.”
“I expect he will,” replied Hamish, laughing still. Mr. Galloway laughed
also, and walked hastily down the street.
CHAPTER XIV. -- KEEPING OFFICE.
Hamish entered the office. Arthur and Roland Yorke had their heads
stretched out of the window, and did not hear his footsteps. He advanced
quietly and brought his hands down hastily upon the shoulder of each.
Roland started, and knocked his head against the window-frame.
“How you startle a fellow! I thought it was Mad Nance come in to lay
hands upon me.”
“She has laid hands upon enough for one day,” said Hamish. “Harper will
dream of her to-night.”
“I thought Galloway would have gone into a fit, he laughed so,” cried
Arthur. “As for my sides, they’ll ache for an hour.”
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