Meanwhile, Bywater, flying through the cloisters, came upon Hurst, and
two or three more of the conspirators. The time was between nine and ten
o’clock. The boys had been home for breakfast after early school, and
were now reassembling, but they did not go into school until a quarter
before ten.
“He is such a glorious old trump, that bishop!” burst forth Bywater. “He
knows all about it, and is not going to put us up for punishment. Let’s
cut round to the palace gates and cheer him.”
“Knows that it was us!” echoed the startled boys. “How did it come out
to him?” asked Hurst.
“He guessed it, I think,” said Bywater, “and he taxed me with it. So I
couldn’t help myself, and told him I’d take the punishment; and he said
he’d excuse us, but there was to be no locking up of Mr. Calcraft again.
I’d lay a hundred guineas the bishop went in for scrapes himself, when
he was a boy!” emphatically added Bywater. “I’ll be bound he thinks we
only served the fellow right. Hurrah for the bishop!”
“Hurrah for the bishop!” shouted Hurst, with the other chorus of voices.
“Long life to him! He’s made of the right sort of stuff! I say, though,
Jenkins is the worst,” added Hurst, his note changing. “My father says
he doesn’t know but what brain fever will come on.”
“Moonshine!” laughed the boys.
“Upon my word and honour, it is not. He pitched right upon his head; it
might have cost him his life had he fallen upon the edge of the stone
step, but they think he alighted flat. My father was round with him this
morning at six o’clock.”
“Does your father know about it?”
“Not he. What next?” cried Hurst. “Should I stand before him, and take
my trencher off, with a bow, and say, ‘If you please, sir, it was the
college boys who served out old Ketch!’ That would be a nice joke! He
said, at breakfast, this morning, that that fumbling old Ketch must have
got hold of the wrong keys. ‘Of course, sir!’ answered I.”
“Oh, what do you think, though!” interrupted Bywater. “Ketch can’t find
the keys. He put them into a knife-box, he says, and this morning they
are gone. He intended to take them round to Pye, and I left him going
rampant over the loss. Didn’t I chaff him?”
Hurst laughed. He unbuttoned the pocket of his trousers, and partially
exhibited two rusty keys. “I was not going to leave them to Ketch for
witnesses,” said he. “I saw him throw them into the tray last night, and
I walked them out again, while he was talking to the crowd.”
“I say, Hurst, don’t be such a ninny as to keep them about you!”
exclaimed Berkeley, in a fright. “Suppose Pye should go in for a search
this morning, and visit our pockets? You’d floor us at once!”
“The truth is, I don’t know where to put them,” ingenuously acknowledged
Hurst. “If I hid them at home, they’d be found; if I dropped them in the
street, some hullaballoo might arise from it.”
“Let’s carry them back to the old-iron shop, and get the fellow to buy
them back at half-price!”
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