She bustled about as she spoke, and he stretched out his long legs
watching her. She was a handsome buxom woman, and it pleased him to see
her minister to his comfort and her own, for she filled two glasses and
they steamed very pleasant in the glow of the fire. She put a cushion
behind his head and spared nothing to please him, not even drawing back
when he cried:
“How many thousand of stage kisses have I not had from my Lucy? Why not
one for friendship’s sake and to sweeten the glass?”
He flung a careless arm about her and she bestowed the kiss laughing,
then pulled up a lower chair beside the one where the Sultan sat
enthroned.
“Well—how goes all at the playhouse, Macheath? Am I missed?”
“Why, yes,” says he stirring his glass, “Mrs. Parker is as flat as a
flounder. I don’t say but what she has her merits in other parts. I have
known her a passable Cherry, a decent Lucy in “The Recruiting Officer,”
and she wasn’t a contemptible Parley. But Polly escapes her. Instead of
glaring at my bride as though she could tear her limbless on the spot,
she simpers and pouts at her.— No, ’twon’t do by any means, and Rich
knows it as well as I.”
“What? Has he said anything?”
“Nothing. But don’t we know our Rich? He looks at her furiously
sometimes, then holds his tongue as if afraid to go too far and leave
himself without even e’er a Lucy at all. That won’t do neither, you
know, Mrs. Bishop.”
“Would he be glad to see me back, think you?”
“Why, yes and no. I should judge that Miss Polly doesn’t like you,
saving your presence, and Miss Polly’s word is law in the playhouse, and
so it ought! You won’t come back while she’s there, Madam.”
“And I know,” says Mrs. Bishop sadly, “that yourself values her as high
as Mr. Rich. Alas! I have no one to take my part.”
“’Tis known to all the world that I love Mrs. Fenton, on this side
marriage however, as much as any man may! ’Tis the sweetest, softest,
most delicate little beauty that ever nestled up to a man on the stage.
No offence to you, Mrs. Bishop. I don’t undervalue your fine eyes, and
if you’ve another kiss to bestow ’tis as welcome here as flowers in
May.”
’Twas bestowed and gallantly received.
“Let us toast your inamorata!” says the lady raising her glass. “Here’s
to the beauteous Mrs. Fenton and her success. But why won’t you marry
her, Mr. Walker? Sure no woman could despise a man whose handsome leg
bears out his handsome face, and with a voice to charm the bird off a
bough. Indeed I’ve seen Mrs. Fenton look at you so soft, so
languishing——”
“Have you so? But alas! ’twas all in the part. I value not languishing
looks that are shown off to the public for a weekly salary.”
“No—no. But off the stage. In private.”
“Well, ’tis more than I’ve seen myself, and her words are as nipping as
a January day.”
“You’re too modest,” says the lady. “You underestimate your person and
qualities. Why not marry her?”
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