The Chautauquan, Vol. 03, June 1883Chautauqua Literary and Scientific Circle
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The Chautauquan, Vol. 03, June 1883
Chautauqua Literary and Scientific Circle
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Miller’s attendant was so much confused by the watching, grimacing, and
chuckling of the old gentleman that he omitted to place the gallipot
in the hat which a gentleman of the party had lent for the purpose,
and Miller poured the batter upon the pancake before he discovered the
omission. He was not so ready-witted as Robert-Houdin showed himself
on similar occasions, nor was his attendant so equal to the emergency
as the French conjuror’s ministering imp proved in the face of such
a disaster. They could only stare in bewilderment at the spoiled hat
until Miller, recovering from his confusion, confessed his failure,
explained the manner in which the trick is done, and threw the blame
upon the inquisitive and chuckling old gentleman.
Anderson, a juggler widely known in Europe as the “Wizard of the
North,” during a provincial tour met with a strange adventure. One day,
toward the conclusion of an engagement at Elgin, he visited Forres,
a town twelve miles distant, to make arrangements for repeating his
performance there, in the vicinity of the “blasted heath,” on which,
according to tradition, Macbeth met the witches. Having made the
requisite arrangements, he was directed by the printer to the residence
of an elderly widow, who had apartments to let, which, proving
suitable, were taken for one week.
“You’ll excuse me, sir,” said the widow when he was about to depart,
“but I maun tell ye I’m a puir widow, and a’ that I hae to live by is
what I get by lettin’ my apartments. Ither folk hae engaged ’em, saying
I might expect ’em on a certain day; but they didna come, sae I was
disappointed. It’s an old sayin’, that ‘burnt bairns dreed the fire.’
Ye are a stranger, although a decent lookin’ man, and ye may do the
same; sae I hope ye winna object to pay half o’ the rent aforehand.”
Anderson made no objection, but at once handed four half-crowns to the
old lady. At that moment he remembered that he must see the printer
again before he left Forres, and, as the day, which had threatened to
be a wet one, was fine, he left his umbrella with the widow, whose good
opinion the payment in advance of one moiety of the week’s rent had
quite secured. But, unfortunately, the widow read the words, _Great
Wizard of the North_, on the handle of the umbrella when Anderson had
left her; and he observed, on his return, that she trembled and changed
color as she regarded him intently from head to foot, without venturing
to approach him.
“Save us!” she faintly ejaculated. “Wha are ye?”
“I am a rather notorious character,” Anderson replied, with a smile,
“and I have no doubt, although you have never seen me before, that you
have heard of me. My name is Anderson, and I am known as the Wizard of
the North.”
“A weezard, are ye?” said the affrighted widow. “Then, for the love o’
guideness, gang oot o’ my house! I wadna lodge ye for ae night under my
roof nae for a’ the world. For the love o’ heaven, gang awa, and tak
your umbrella alang wi’ ye.”
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