When the festoons were all put up as tastily as they might be, the
stupendous collection was uncovered, and there were displayed, on a
raised platform some two feet from the floor, running round the room
and parted from the rude public by a crimson rope breast high, divers
sprightly effigies of celebrated characters, singly and in groups,
clad in glittering dresses of various climes and times, and standing
more or less unsteadily upon their legs, with their eyes very wide
open, and their nostrils very much inflated, and the muscles of their
legs and arms very strongly developed, and all their countenances
expressing great surprise. All the gentlemen were very pigeon-breasted
and very blue about the beards; and all the ladies were miraculous
figures; and all the ladies and all the gentlemen were looking
intensely nowhere, and staring with extraordinary earnestness at
nothing.
When Nell had exhausted her first raptures at this glorious sight,
Mrs. Jarley ordered the room to be cleared of all but herself and the
child, and, sitting herself down in an armchair in the centre, formally
invested her with a willow wand, long used by herself for pointing out
the characters, and was at great pains to instruct her in her duty.
“That,” said Mrs. Jarley in her exhibition tone, as Nell touched a
figure at the beginning of the platform, “is an unfortunate Maid of
Honor in the Time of Queen Elizabeth, who died from pricking her finger
in consequence of working upon a Sunday. Observe the blood which is
trickling from her finger; also the gold-eyed needle of the period,
with which she is at work.”
All this Nell repeated twice or thrice, pointing to the finger and the
needle at the right times, and then passed on to the next.
“That, ladies and gentlemen,” said Mrs. Jarley, “is Jasper Packlemerton
of atrocious memory, who courted and married fourteen wives, and
destroyed them all by tickling the soles of their feet when they were
sleeping in the consciousness of innocence and virtue. On being brought
to the scaffold and asked if he was sorry for what he had done, he
replied yes, he was sorry for having let ’em off so easy, and hoped all
Christian husbands would pardon him the offense. Let this be a warning
to all young ladies to be particular in the character of the gentlemen
of their choice. Observe that his fingers are curled as if in the
act of tickling, and that his face is represented with a wink, as he
appeared when committing his barbarous murders.”
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