When Nell knew all about Mr. Packlemerton, and could say it without
faltering, Mrs. Jarley passed on to the fat man, and then to the thin
man, the tall man, the short man, the old lady who died of dancing at
a hundred and thirty-two, the wild boy of the woods, the woman who
poisoned fourteen families with pickled walnuts, and other historical
characters and interesting but misguided individuals. And so well did
Nell profit by her instructions, and so apt was she to remember them,
that by the time they had been shut up together for a couple of hours,
she was in full possession of the history of the whole establishment,
and perfectly competent to the enlightenment of visitors.
Mrs. Jarley was not slow to express her admiration at this happy
result, and carried her young friend and pupil to inspect the
remaining arrangements within doors, by virtue of which the passage
had been already converted into a grove of green baize hung with the
inscriptions she had already seen (Mr. Slum’s productions), and
a highly ornamented table placed at the upper end for Mrs. Jarley
herself, at which she was to preside and take the money, in company
with his Majesty King George the Third, Mr. Grimaldi as clown, Mary
Queen of Scots, an anonymous gentleman of the Quaker persuasion, and
Mr. Pitt holding in his hand a correct model of the bill for the
imposition of the window duty. The preparations without doors had not
been neglected either; for a nun of great personal attractions was
telling her beads on the little portico over the door; and a brigand
with the blackest possible head of hair, and the clearest possible
complexion, was at that moment going round the town in a cart,
consulting the miniature of a lady.
It now only remained that the compositions in praise of the wax-works
should be judiciously distributed; that the pathetic effusions should
find their way to all private houses and tradespeople; and that the
parody commencing “If I know’d a donkey,” should be confined to the
taverns, and circulated only among the lawyers’ clerks and choice
spirits of the place. When this had been done, and Mrs. Jarley had
waited upon the boarding-schools in person, with a hand-bill composed
expressly for them, in which it was distinctly proved that wax-work
refined the mind, cultivated the taste, and enlarged the sphere of the
human understanding, that lady sat down to dinner.
THE KENWIGSES
XV
THE KENWIGSES
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