After two or three dexterous feints, he went, and was seen no more that
night, save once, when he brought up some tumblers and hot water, and
much disturbed the two Miss Pecksniffs by squinting hideously behind
the back of the unconscious Mrs. Todgers. Having done this justice
to his wounded feelings, he returned underground; whence, in company
with a swarm of black beetles and a kitchen candle, he employed his
faculties in cleaning boots and brushing clothes until the night was
far advanced.
* * * * *
But it was at the Sunday dinner that Bailey shone in glory. When the
hour drew near, he appeared in a complete suit of cast-off clothes
several times too large for him, and a clean shirt of extraordinary
size. This caused the boarders to call him “Collars.” Then Bailey would
announce joyfully: “The wittles is up.”
When all were seated, Bailey would stand behind the chair winking and
nodding with the greatest good humor. His idea of waiting on the table
was to stand with his hands in his pockets and his feet wide apart.
This was on the whole the best thing to do, for when a dish passed
through his hands it was quite likely to drop on the floor.
Mrs. Todgers was always scolding Bailey, who deserved it all, and
Bailey was always threatening to leave and be a soldier boy.
“There’s something gamey in that, ain’t there? I’d sooner be hit with
a cannon-ball than a rolling-pin, and she’s always a catching up
something of that sort and throwing it at me, when the gentlemen’s
appetites is good. But I ain’t going to have every rise in prices
wisited on me.”
Mrs. Todgers got rid of Bailey after a while, but the boarders never
got the same amount of amusement from his successor. The house always
seemed a little dull after he left.
THE DOMBEY CHILDREN
XVIII
THE DOMBEY CHILDREN
IN London there is a portion of the huge town that is called the City.
People do not live in the City--they do business there. That is where
the big banks are and the offices of the great merchants whose ships go
round the world. In the City the Lord Mayor of London rules, as he did
in the days when the gay apprentice, Dick Whittington, heard the bells
prophesying what he should be.
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